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Author Topic: The CARP ARE REAL!  (Read 4248 times)

Kamamura

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Re: The CARP ARE REAL!
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2010, 11:09:09 am »

When Toady implements boats, you'll be able to go fishing like these guys.


Boats... and sonar... and depth charges!
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

Max White

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Re: The CARP ARE REAL!
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2010, 05:06:15 pm »

And this would, of coarse, require underwater caves with large aquatic beasts ready to eat our depth charges like they were popcorn chicken and follow up with a dwarf smoothie.

Sean Mirrsen

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Re: The CARP ARE REAL!
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2010, 05:09:23 pm »

From the very start, the title of this thread had made me want to say that the carp are corporeal, or rather CARPAREAL, but I couldn't think of a good way to use the pun, so there it is lest I forget it. :)
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Re: The CARP ARE REAL!
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2010, 09:56:47 pm »

Are you guys kidding? I've seen a little girl catch a fish nearly that size with her bare hands.
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Forpl

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Re: The CARP ARE REAL!
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2010, 10:58:26 pm »

It would make a nice pillow.
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Or couldn't you just carry the vampires mutilated corpse, and then lick it a bit, when you were ready?

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Re: The CARP ARE REAL!
« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2010, 03:14:54 pm »

Someone draft that kid into the militia STAT! She's already hit legendary levels of dwarfness.

Max White

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Re: The CARP ARE REAL!
« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2010, 07:45:49 pm »

Did you see how she just wrestled that fish into submission, built a cage trap, caught the fish, build a kennel, tamed the fish, trained it into a war fish, then tore down the kennel and cage trap, in the space of just a few frames? Darn impressive work!

Dradym

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Re: The CARP ARE REAL!
« Reply #37 on: December 29, 2010, 06:08:37 pm »

my friend named her dragon in honor of the carp: http://dragcave.net/view/uvGo
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