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KaguroDraven

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2011, 10:20:43 pm »

Lord Aule (how do I get two dots above the u?) should be on the dwarf side obviously, according to Tolkin he made the dwarves.
He is the 'god' of earth, stone, gems, tools, etc.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2011, 10:28:25 pm »

Mexican oil spill of 2010. It's needlessly bigger then it should be, it's flammable, it destroys wildlife at an unholy rate. It's the most dwarfy thing I can think of!

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2011, 11:29:32 pm »

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2011, 11:33:36 pm »

Fascists are like Dwarves apparently, in their views toward cats. Perhaps they should be added. :P

Oh god, I could not watch that all the way through. Poor cat.

And from that point on, Max White never again orderd all cats in the fort to be sent to the butcher, but rather just stuffed them all in a single cage.

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2011, 11:34:16 pm »

Note:
In addition to Lord Aule being on the dwarf side, if David Bowie is on elf side so should Dead Bowie. Captian Hammer should also be an elf, since even with the dwarfy name he's more like an elf than a dwarf. Dr. Horrible should be on dwarf side since he makes inpractical weaponry that tends to hurt him more than help him.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2011, 11:38:31 pm »

Fascists are like Dwarves apparently, in their views toward cats. Perhaps they should be added. :P

Oh god, I could not watch that all the way through. Poor cat.

And from that point on, Max White never again orderd all cats in the fort to be sent to the butcher, but rather just stuffed them all in a single cage.
Butchery is fine, those damned fascists didn't even use all the parts! Now that I think about it, Dwarves are closer to communists anyway. Hmm...
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2011, 11:40:17 pm »

Butchery is fine, those damned fascists didn't even use all the parts! Now that I think about it, Dwarves are closer to communists anyway. Hmm...

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NA NA NA NA! Can not hear you!

I swear this day is going to turn me vegan. Although that could be fun too...

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Totaly elf super hero.

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2011, 11:56:32 pm »

Elven super hero? Here's a real Elven super hero:
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He will champion the Elven cause!
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2011, 11:59:46 pm »

Dwarven mascot. Not even hero, dwarfs have much better heros, but things seem to always work out this way.

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2011, 12:29:41 am »

The absolute first thing I thought when I saw this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

Mr. Rogers is probably on the Elf side.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2011, 03:56:02 am »

For elves, we have Captain planet and Touhou.
What can dwarves brong to the table that can defeat touhous? Even a single touhou could bring a fortress crashing down.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2011, 04:12:33 am »

There is one man capable of walzing with the gods. And just our luck, he is insane enough to be a dwarf!

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2011, 05:32:21 am »

There is one man capable of walzing with the gods. And just our luck, he is insane enough to be a dwarf!

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and with my extra embark points I would like to bring two more cats.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2011, 10:03:53 am »

Added the ones I could name (read:the ones I was provided names for) and Captain Falcon for the Dwarves. He punches with fire.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2011, 10:08:40 am »

No Captain Hammer for the elves or Dr. Horrible for the dwarves? eh oh well.
Another suggestion would be Kratos for the dwarves, call me crazy but he just strikes me as more of a dwarf than an elf.
A dwarf in a perminate trantrum, but a dwarf none the less.
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