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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2011, 09:35:02 pm »

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2011, 09:41:07 pm »

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Auron is the only expetion. He was so bad ass he picked up the main character by the neck and threw him into a vortex.
Please don't tell me that guy's a villain...

Anyway, I thought of yet another one for the Dwarf side. A badass guy with an epic beard who carries around a huge hammer and literally smiths enemies to fight you by banging on liquid metal! Oh, and did I mention his hands are machine guns?!
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The number of bad guys on the dwarf list is making us look bad. We need some cannibals and the like for elves to balance it out a bit.
Just because the guys building huge machines and destroying the environment tend to be bad guys doesn't mean they shouldn't comprise 90% of the Dwarf army. That's what Dwarves DO.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2011, 09:44:41 pm »

Please don't tell me that guy's a villain...

No, the villan of that one was some what different.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #48 on: January 06, 2011, 09:57:29 pm »

Hephaestus is a dwarf. Anyone named Hephaestus is also a dwarf.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #49 on: January 06, 2011, 11:42:50 pm »

Speaking of Avatar, both versions, the humans from the movie, the military especially, should be on the dwarf side. Especially the general, ripping off an oxygen mask to stab someone in the face when you have a mech is very dwarfy.
Also, fire nation in general should most definately be dwarfs. Burn trees? check. Magma? Check. Evil nobles? quadruble check. War loveing? Check. Party loveing? Check.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2011, 12:50:05 am »

The absolute first thing I thought when I saw this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

Mr. Rogers is probably on the Elf side.

hehehe, I'm so glad I'm not the only one that immediately thought of that. I love that video/song.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2011, 01:57:30 am »

How is Olimar an Elve? He enslaves and sacrifices Native life by throwing them, and kills all native life on the planet just to get off the planet, than comes back, with his partner to do the same, this time Raiding it of all Valuable reasorces to pay off his company's debt! And he's short. He is the complete opposite of an Elve! He also punches fire holes to make them cease to erupt.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2011, 03:01:41 am »

How is Olimar an Elve? He enslaves and sacrifices Native life by throwing them, and kills all native life on the planet just to get off the planet, than comes back, with his partner to do the same, this time Raiding it of all Valuable reasorces to pay off his company's debt! And he's short. He is the complete opposite of an Elve! He also punches fire holes to make them cease to erupt.
This. If the Olimar in the list is the one I'm thinking of, that is...

Also, since this is what goes on in dark goblin towers when they kidnap children, I'm just gonna say David Bowie should be classified under goblin. The pedophilic (see 1:40) king of goblins.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2011, 03:05:41 am »

This. If the Olimar in the list is the one I'm thinking of, that is...

Also, since this is what goes on in dark goblin towers when they kidnap children, I'm just gonna say David Bowie should be classified under goblin. The pedophilic (see 1:30) king of goblins.

Oh screw you. Now I need to find and watch that movie again! I had things to do to day, but noooo.

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2011, 12:50:38 pm »

Ozymandias from Watchmen is a Dwarf, don't tell me
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2011, 01:00:24 pm »

Ozymandias from Watchmen is a Dwarf, don't tell me
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is Elven.
Yes, but nuclear holocaust is our world's equivalent of pulling the Fuck The World Lever. He should have just holed up in his arctic fortress and waited it out like a DWARF.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2011, 08:32:00 pm »

I was thinking Olimar was Elven as he working together with the natives. I didn't think about the fact that he threw them and hypnotized them with his rape whistle. Changed.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2011, 09:06:08 pm »

Olimar was elven, due to the fact that he planned to escape from a planet, rather then build a giant statue of himself there.

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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2011, 09:17:19 pm »

Damn it, Max!
Moving Olimar and Louie to Debated.
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Re: The Ultimate Battle
« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2011, 09:18:52 pm »

I nominate Arthas, the Lich King, to fight for the earlier mentioned dwarvern armada of pain!
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