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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Furtuka]

well based on the flight pattern of the pirates if you shoot at just the reight time you might be able to get both of them at once

[Armok]

> Smash into one of them such that the remaining engine will continue running and smash into the other! Preferably use the first impact cause an explosion that cushions you and saves your life.

[Phantom]

Eject! Eject!

[Robocorn]

There's no way this ship's going to survive this battle
you've got to engage cryojection on the double

Cryojection engaging in 5


Wait.


Their formation, it's an opportunity you can't afford to miss.

4



You'll have to divert all remaining power to accelleration

3



2



This is it.

1








Cryojection engaged








Simulation ended



Eh?

Whew that was a tough one.



You really did kick some ass I guess, look at all these achievements
from a four minute fight. All you need to do now is wait for a sponsor
to see all of these achievenents and give you a ship.

shouldn't take too long.

Hmm



Are those droids you hear?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Check on TQ 02, by the video screen. (If possible.)

[Furtuka]

Examine list of achievements

[Armok]

> Chat with TQ 02 for a bit.

[Robocorn]

Look at these things, you've achieved stuff you didn't even mean to achieve.
It would take over 1000 hours in MS paint to render all of these glorious achievements.

You should totally tell TQ 02 over Vizu chat



Vizuchat client enabled



waiting for TQ 02 to respond to client

That's weird, 02 always resonds to the client, even when he has better things to do
especially when he has other things to do.
Something funny's going on.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Investigate!

Wait. We're still trapped.

Think of another way to contact TQ 02. (Use taps to transmit Morse Code?)

[Robocorn]

Hmm, how will you contact TQ 02?


That's right, Morse code. TQ 02 is sure to know Morse code



Yep that's definitely a droid over there, those things radiate onomatopoeia like nobody's business

but now it's your business.


Bang BangBangBangBang   BangBangBangBangBang BangBangBangBangBang



nothing, just more of that onomatopoeia crap

[Phantom]

Be TQ04.

[Siquo]

This is cool , well done, robo.

[Robocorn]

Yawn


You are now TQ04, a lower level spawn farmer on the fifth planet from the Gabronian homestar.
It's late morning and the homestar rises over the skyline to the west of your dormitorium,
bathing the room in it's pinkish light.



You look forward to your job at the spawning station, you know exactly how many new Gabronians you will
spawn today (31) in the 18 hours you will work this day. The predictability of planetary life is surely your
favorite thing about your existence. You would no trade it for anything.

 

[Phantom]

Fantasize about being immortal and being able to spawn others forever.
Also, call your friend, TQ-03.

[Robocorn]

That is by far the greatest thing you've ever thought of.
If you had a diary you'd write it down so you could remember it in the lonely nights.

Now you've got to call your friend...

Wait a minute.



TQ 03 isn't your friend. You don't even like her

To be completely honest that mutant really creeps you out.
Just thinking about her gives you the willies.



All those eye hairs *shudder*
yeah, ahem, no you prefer friends that don't take you on a roller coaster ride
through the uncanny valley. thank you very much.