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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Johnfalcon99977]

What do you do?

>Don't miss.

MOTHER FUC*ING NINJAS!

>Cry. Get angry. Give in to the darkness and become a mutant hungry for blood.

[Robocorn]

More lacrimation
Tears are running without end
All hope is futile



Unleash the dark side
Scream with the rage of a beast
Impotent tantrum.

[Phantom]

Hey, do you know how to use a door!? GO USE THAT DOOR!

[Doret]

Repeating: TQ 666 evolve! You alone are the savior of this doomed station! You alone have the ultimate power to dream and see that which cannot be seen! You alone have the strength, the might, the will to survive against all odds! You have this chance now, awaken your powers!

(Dramatic reveal)

Spoiler: Alternatives! (click to show/hide)

 Become D-E-21-9-12
Become G-O-4
Become TQ 665, TQ 666's neighbor who just so happens to be TQ 666's bio-mechanical limb mechanic.
Become TQ 72
Become TQ 03

[Armok]

> Thrash around wildly, hurt yourself on somehting. Be in pain.

[Furtuka]

Recite everything you know about psy powers

[Demonic Spoon]

Stand up using your powerful psy abilities.

[Ricky]

try to wiggle to the door,like an inchworm

[Siquo]

try to wiggle to the door,like an inchworm

Don't stop moving baby

[Johnfalcon99977]

try to wiggle to the door,like an inchworm

Don't stop moving baby

That just made my day.

[DrunkDorfPally]

Mr. Amputee all of the sudden remembers he can grow limbs like a lizard or troll and grows some!  D'oh!  Don't he feel silly!  XD

[AntiAntiMatter]

Use voice-activated Vizu to request cybernetic limbs. Failing that, turn your sadness into rage and use the power of your rage to gain incredible psychic power.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Use voice-activated Vizu to request cybernetic limbs. Failing that, turn your sadness into rage and use the power of your rage to gain incredible psychic power.

Given your sig, I would've never saw that coming from you. [/sarcasm]

[Robocorn]

all of these voices!
haven't you tried everything?
the voices won't stop.



Psychics are fakers
cold reading and wild guessing
all of them tricksters

so, impertinent.
No Prestidigitation!
you still have standards



You will try to stand
Try to appease the voices
Gain a vantage point



It's your vizu-screen
Mutants have a low level
you cannot create



tortuous portal
mocking your plight from afar
no hope behind it



They have all shunned you
Uncanny valley flume ride
they all mock your plight

you are so lonely
A mutant's life of sorrow
no one understands.

You are now TQ-03



You're TQ 03, an exile to the mutant colony on an island in the vast ocean
on the the fifth planet of the Gabronian homestar.
You'd been living a relatively quiet life until about two years ago when someone
put in an uncanny valley report on your mutation and you were sent off here
so as to not affect the productivity of other Sectoids.

You've just finished trying out the new Tix-45.1 plasma rifle that
you hacked off the materialization roster and were rewarding yourself
with some antiquated incandescent breathing stick that you also hacked
off the roster. It's all well and good having unfettered access to materialization
and heavy weaponry but you continue to long for freedom and companionship.

what do you do.

[Demonic Spoon]

Materialize starships, WMD's and drones loyal to you, take over the galaxy.