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Randy Gnoman

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Best way to remove eyes?
« on: January 10, 2011, 06:44:43 pm »

I've been working on a bit of !!science!! with an adventurer recently. She is a demigod human outsider, who up until recently has just run around naked, raiding human settlements, choking and biting her victims to death before hauling their corpses back to her lair.  The event that changed her ways?  While being mobbed by angry villagers, I grabbed a silver battleaxe to more expediently dispatch strangle victims.  Since that made it so easy to lop off limbs, I started doing so... now, I'm working on a particular peasant, who is at this point basically just an earless, noseless torso.  What vexes he is that he still has eyes.  Granted, they're covered in scars, but they're still eyes.  I hack at them, I bite at them, I punch them and I stab them, but they just won't go away!

What's the best way to actually yank those babies out?

EDIT:  Urgh.  I was working on those eyes with my axe again, and he bled to death.  I'll have to start over with somebody else.  Question still stands, though. 
« Last Edit: January 10, 2011, 06:47:06 pm by Randy Gnoman »
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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2011, 06:48:47 pm »

You, sir, embody the true spirit of adventure mode.

The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2011, 06:57:16 pm »

You can't. Eye gouging is glitched.
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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2011, 07:30:03 pm »

You can't. Eye gouging is glitched.

Not jsut eye gougeing, Eye removal by sword, Axe, Goblni hand, What have you

Removeing eyes liek stated is glitched sadly.
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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2011, 08:04:29 pm »

Really? I don't think it is.
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Chilton

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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2011, 10:15:03 pm »

At least im not the only person here whos into this stuff.

Its impossible unless you edit the game files.
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Ivan Issaccs

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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2011, 10:16:18 pm »

You can bust eyes open and permanently blind them but right now you cant lop them off.

That said, it might be glitched overwise, I had a fort recently where the Dwarf leading the Goblin seige was missing his right cheek so I suppose anything is possible.
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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2011, 10:22:24 pm »

Simply go the the game RAWs and delete the EYE/S tags...Oh, in-game? Sorry...as of now, you simply can't and can only damage them.

Want to never be bothered by angry towns people again? Sneak up at them at night when everyone's asleep and gouge out ALL their eyes....all of them!

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Mystery

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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2011, 10:26:28 pm »

Until the implication of spoons i can't see a way this can be done.  :P
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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2011, 12:47:03 am »

You know what's disturbing about this thread? 

Not the fact that the topic is about how to properly gouge a victim's eyes out.

It's the replies from the people who have already tried on such a level that they took the time to research it and find out that it is bugged.

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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2011, 02:09:53 am »

I miss the "Most evil/horrific thing you've done" thread :'(

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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2011, 02:51:19 am »

You can bust eyes open and permanently blind them but right now you cant lop them off.

I'm not so sure it's permanent: my elf wrestler adventure tore both of a night creatures eyes (it was definitely blind) and was forced to retreat mid-battle because of exhaustion, but when the elf returned both of the thing's eyes were healed (and it definitely wasn't blind anymore). Granted, it was a night creature and they might be able to heal things playable races can't.
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Chronas

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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2011, 04:03:00 am »

Eye tissue has a heal time of 100, compared to 2000 for bones and 6000 for nerves. Its a known fact irl that eyes are crazy-fast healing, and since DF lacks the ability to destroy eyes utterly, they will keep regrowing on you.
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Re: Best way to remove eyes?
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2011, 04:05:35 am »

You know what's disturbing about this thread? 

Not the fact that the topic is about how to properly gouge a victim's eyes out.

It's the replies from the people who have already tried on such a level that they took the time to research it and find out that it is bugged.



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Were all a bunch of sick bastards :D
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2011, 01:19:32 pm »

You know what's disturbing about this thread? 

Not the fact that the topic is about how to properly gouge a victim's eyes out.

It's the replies from the people who have already tried on such a level that they took the time to research it and find out that it is bugged.

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Were all a bunch of sick bastards :D
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