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[Sandrew]

It's a fun program that runs a phrase through a translator a few times and comes out with some engrish phrase.
Put in dwarf fortress stuff and see what happens.

Turned into:


English phrases in Japanese and I have you tried to run several programs at some point you can enjoy your conversion? Dwarf Fortress something, please see what happens.

[TheHaunted]

Input: Cave crocodile is eating everyone in their beds
Output: Kebuwani eat in my bed

Input: Elves enjoy gifts of magma and burning wood
Output: Magumadoryuasu burning, please enjoy your gift.

Input: Ghost partying with his living friends at the well
Output: And his friends are living in a ghost party

[mazterlith]

Input:
The forgotten beast Ozsit Genlathgakit has come! A great skinless dimetrodon. It has a pair of fan-like antennae and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its deadly spittle.

Output:
The Forgotten Beast Ozsit Genlathgakit came! Great skin dimetrodon. Wiggle is fidgeting like a pair of male antenna. Please note that deadly spit.

Reading it, it seems very suggestive for no reason.

[Darvi]

"Screw you Elves" becomes "Using screws, Elf!"

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

In: DF players will pour magma on elves.

Out: (DF Magumaerufu) I have become the focus of the players.

Ahahahahahahaha... Evil machine.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Urist McThirsty cancels Drink: Drowning
into Japanese
Urist McThirstyドリンクをキャンセル：溺れる
back into English
Cancel Urist McThirsty drink: Drowning
back into Japanese
キャンセルUrist McThirsty飲料：溺水
back into English
Urist McThirsty cancel Beverages: Drowning
back into Japanese
溺死：Urist McThirstyは飲料キャンセル
back into English
Drowning: McThirsty Urist was canceled drinking

Urist McThirsty has died of thirst.
etc
Urist McThirsty died thirsty.
back into Japanese
溺水：McThirsty Uristは飲酒をキャンセルされました
back into English
Drowning: Urist McThirsty alcohol use was canceled
back into Japanese
Drowning: Urist McThirsty alcohol use was canceled

Urist McFriendOfThirsty is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McFriendOfThirstyは、かんしゃくを投げている！
back into English
McFriendOfThirsty Urist has thrown a temper tantrum!
back into Japanese
McFriendOfThirsty Uristは、かんしゃくをスローしています！
back into English
Urist McFriendOfThirsty is throwing a temper tantrum!
back into Japanese
Urist McFriendOfThirstyは、かんしゃくを投げている！
back into English
McFriendOfThirsty Urist has thrown a temper tantrum!
back into Japanese
McFriendOfThirsty Uristは、かんしゃくをスローしています！
back into English
Urist McFriendOfThirsty is throwing a temper tantrum!
Repeats...

Etc Etc tantrum spiral. You know what that is, right?
etc
Such as spiral and tantrums. Well, you know what that is?

Your fortress has crumbled to its end.
etc
This is the last bastion of collapse.

[BodyGripper]

"If you're lucky, everyone gets murdered. If you're not, everyone dies of thirst."
became
"If you are lucky, all the people died. Also, if you are thirsty, no one dies."


"The tax collector was making unreasonable requests, so I had him impaled."
became
"He can request a tax, it is not fair, I stabbed him."

[Tcei]

Spoilering because it deals with hfs

Spoiler: in (click to show/hide)

Becareful you dont dig too deep, behind the admantium lies demons

Spoiler: out (click to show/hide)

 admantium devil behind the crisis to the staircase, in too deep
Deep admantium, devil's staircase behind the crisis
 

In: Urist didn't care that elephants were the downfall of Boatmurdered; war elephants were cool!


Out: The war elephant was cool. Urist, the elephants did not care about the collapse of Boatmurdered!
The war elephant was cool. Urist, I do not care about the collapse of elephant Boatmurdered!
The war elephant was cool. Urist, I Boatmurdered Do not worry about the collapse of the elephants! (heheheh)

In: The elven diplomat never saw the Mayor pull the lever.
Out: Elf diplomats saw the mayor never pull the lever.
Elf diplomats, the mayor never saw pull the lever.

This is kinda fun!

[Darvi]

Urist has become stark raving mad! ->Urist is that I was angry at all!

[Urist McTaverish]

"Screw you Elves" becomes "Using screws, Elf!"

Oh you figured out my trap layout.

[Faustin1]

In: The noble just fell into a magma pool

Out:

Royal magma pool fell just

Just fell Roiyarumagumapuru

Just down Roiyarumagumapuru

Huh???

[Darvi]

"Screw you Elves" becomes "Using screws, Elf!"

Oh you figured out my trap layout.

It involves fornicating treehuggers?

[LilGunmanX]

"Horrors! Demons in the deep!"
Becomes:
Terror! Devil's deep
Terror! Ino Hukashi Devil
Terror! Ino Demon Hukashi

"The giant olm shakes the dwarf around by the head and the severed part goes sailing off in an arc!"
EVENTUALLY becomes:
This week, a huge head, Then, Rino need atrophy, Horaimoriakukatto shook some sales!

[DuckBoy2]

Yay, I got a really long one! 

In:  A philosophical discussion of the intents of dwarves, with relation to socks, magma, and elves, is outside the scope of this sentence.

Outs:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Socks, philosophical discussion of the tent in relation to the dwarves and elves magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Socks, a tent in a philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

The socks are beyond the scope of this statement of intent and philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves magma.

Socks and philosophical discussion of the relationship between intention and elves and dwarves magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Sox and philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves and intent of magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between the Sox and the intent of the elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intention and elves and dwarves and magma socks is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves and magma socks and intentions are beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intention and socks and elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves and magma intention and socks and is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intentions and socks and elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves and magma intention and socks and is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intentions and socks and elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves and magma intention and socks and is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intentions and socks and elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves and magma intention and socks and is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intentions and socks and elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves and magma intention and socks and is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intentions and socks and elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves and magma intention and socks and is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intentions and socks and elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves and magma intention and socks and is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intentions and socks and elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between elves and dwarves and magma intention and socks and is beyond the scope of this statement.

Philosophical discussion of the relationship between intentions and socks and elves and dwarves and magma is beyond the scope of this statement.
"It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium"

[Person]

in: my first fortress died because i had no booze

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

out: Since I had a drink, I died the first fortress
Since I had a drink, I first killed a fortress
Since I had a drink, I first killed the fortress
Since I had a drink, I first killed the fortress

and it repeats

in: urist mccheesemaker punches the forgotten beast, bruising the fat, jamming the skull through the brain

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

out: mccheesemaker urist fat, via the brain, skull and bruising to the interference, the forgotten beat the beast
urist mccheesemaker of fat, brain bruising interference through the skull, kill the beast forget
Fat through the skull, brain contusion interference mccheesemaker urist of the beast that killed forget
Fat through the skull, brain contusions interference mccheesemaker forget the animals were killed urist
Fat through the skull, brain contusion mccheesemaker interference, the animal was killed urist remember
Fat, skull, brain contusion mccheesemaker through the interference, the animals were killed to remember urist
Fat, skull, contusion of the brain through the interference mccheesemaker, remember the animals were killed urist
Fat, skull, brain contusion mccheesemaker through interference, the animals were killed urist storage
Fat, skull, contusion of the brain through the interference mccheesemaker, animals were killed urist Storage
Fat, skull, brain contusion mccheesemaker interference through the animal was killed urist Storage
Fat, skull, contusion of the brain through the animals were killed mccheesemaker urist storage interference
Fat, skull, brain contusion over the animal was killed urist mccheesemaker of storage interference
Fat, skull, brain contusion in animals, interference with the storage of mccheesemaker urist was killed
Fat, skull, mccheesemaker urist of storage and animal brain contusion, was killed interference
Fat, skull, storage, and animal brain contusion mccheesemaker of urist, was killed interference
Fat, skull, storage, and animal brain contusion urist mccheesemaker, was killed interference
Fat, skull, storage, and animal brain contusion urist of mccheesemaker, was killed interference

and it repeats.

Oh god this is awesome