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Sir_Cuddles

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"Tell them it was the Pure Picks..."
« on: January 26, 2011, 06:56:48 pm »
The Speardwarf stands before you.
Atir Adilikud, ringleader: I am Atir Wallreign!
Atir Adilikud, ringleader: Prepare to die!
Atir Adilikud, Speardwarf has died of old age.

nuff' said ;)
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NewSheoth

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Re: "Tell them it was the Pure Picks..."
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2011, 06:58:20 pm »
He was so old, he was talking to himself.
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" It... it's finally over. Oh Armok it was like the end of days in some kind of gristly death bathtub of untold horror and wow that is a nice waterfall."
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Sir_Cuddles

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Re: "Tell them it was the Pure Picks..."
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2011, 07:05:17 pm »
To bad I was just attacked by a bunch of boogy men who kicked my face in while I was asleep... That dwarf was epic, taken out a few night terrors and lots of bandits without help of filthy humans... too bad... I just realized that I was literally half a days travel from a previous fortress that I was going to use to get into the caves
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Deteramot

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Re: "Tell them it was the Pure Picks..."
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2011, 11:52:47 pm »
Considering my character is currently tri-wielding steel picks, this sounds like the kinda group I'd be in. Also, Boogymen go down quickly to my character.
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Quote from: DuncanFrost on December 02, 2007, 04:42:00 am
I'm currently making a nice room for my legendary clerk. I always treat my legendaries with the greatest respect, giving them the best rooms and so on. Although the walls are mostly engraved with pictures of my miner starving to death after he fell down a well, so it's not too cheerful.

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Re: "Tell them it was the Pure Picks..."
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2011, 11:55:43 pm »
Quote from: Deteramot on January 26, 2011, 11:52:47 pm
Considering my character is currently tri-wielding steel picks

I imagine it would be similar to this:
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Just with pickaxes.
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Horizon9

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Re: "Tell them it was the Pure Picks..."
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 12:00:54 am »
I'm imagining a dwarf doing that, and other than seeing the comic of the dwarf catching a bolt with his mouth, this is the coolest thing I have ever seen.
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Quote from: jaxy15 on June 03, 2011, 05:26:43 am
What a tiny roc. I guess I could call it a pebbl.

Serrational

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Re: "Tell them it was the Pure Picks..."
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2011, 12:00:36 pm »
Now that you talk of throwing stuff, that makes me want to try throwing picks at enemies. Just BECAUSE!
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Quote from: Ieb on December 08, 2011, 06:27:16 am
I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

Cannabust

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Re: "Tell them it was the Pure Picks..."
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2011, 04:37:35 pm »
Quote from: Serrational on January 27, 2011, 12:00:36 pm
Now that you talk of throwing stuff, that makes me want to try throwing picks at enemies. Just BECAUSE!

You'll go far in this world when you start throwing picks at your enemies
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Armok needs blood, I just do it with picks.

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Re: "Tell them it was the Pure Picks..."
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2011, 09:51:11 pm »
Quote from: Cannabust on January 27, 2011, 04:37:35 pm
Quote from: Serrational on January 27, 2011, 12:00:36 pm
Now that you talk of throwing stuff, that makes me want to try throwing picks at enemies. Just BECAUSE!

You'll go far in this world when you start throwing picks at your enemies
I do this all the time.

I once shot and killed a guy. By throwing a pick through his head.
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Re: "Tell them it was the Pure Picks..."
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2011, 11:12:28 am »
"Tell them it was the Harmonious Society, if you survive!"
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Guerilla Burialgears absently tucks the child's rock into his pack and turns to leave for good; his head hung low. His words trail behind him as he disappears over the ridge. It is a haunting whisper, quickly stolen away by the wind: "All burn..."