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TolyK

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Re: Dwarven Survival Tips
« Reply #75 on: February 10, 2011, 08:29:16 am »

99. If I see goblins approaching I will wall myself and my family in part of the food stockpile.

100. I will absolutely, under no condition, leave socks on the entrance door, outside, or anywhere other than my cabinet.
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Re: Dwarven Survival Tips
« Reply #76 on: February 10, 2011, 10:24:41 am »

101. I will not have a fondness for cats or mice or other stupid animals.  I will have a fondness for the largest predator that my fortress will reasonably expect to be able to trap... like grizzly bears or cave crocodiles, and I will keep THOSE as pets.
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Re: Dwarven Survival Tips
« Reply #77 on: February 10, 2011, 10:26:54 am »

101. I will not have a fondness for cats or mice or other stupid animals.  I will have a fondness for the largest predator that my fortress will reasonably expect to be able to trap... like grizzly bears or cave crocodiles, and I will keep THOSE as pets.
102. However, I will not mandate those to be caught.
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Re: Dwarven Survival Tips
« Reply #78 on: February 10, 2011, 11:16:54 am »

103. I will not become the leader of an anti-fortress cult that worships deamons for fear of a mountain dropping on my head or a hero.
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Re: Dwarven Survival Tips
« Reply #79 on: February 10, 2011, 02:48:26 pm »

104.  I will not stand in one unit of water wailing about dangerous terrain, immediately adjacent to the lever that controls the floodgate that would turn off the source of water, which I am refusing to pull because of this so-called dangerous one unit of water.  Instead, I will pull the lever and then join the crowd on the level below, who are happily dumping rocks from under two units of water.
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Re: Dwarven Survival Tips
« Reply #80 on: February 10, 2011, 10:57:11 pm »

105. I don't really need those shells for that artifact do  I?
106. If one of the citizens gets killed in the caverns, I won't go and get his things, or his corpse. whoever killed him probably isn't going to hesitate about killing me.
107. when crafting items, I will check to see if the nobles need anything first. sucking up to them is better than a hammer to the skull.


I say we change the name of the thread to 1000 dwarven survival tips, because of 1000 sgins you play dwarf fortress too much
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