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FearfulJesuit

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Your Life as a Dwarf Description
« on: February 15, 2011, 12:33:41 pm »

Dhokarena56 has been unhappy lately. He was depressed yesterday. He was turned down by a friend recently. He cried on somebody lately (but only felt more depressed). He has been tired lately. He talked with a friend recently.
He is weak and flimsy.
Dhokarena56 likes Dwarf Fortress, books, CTY, languages, his history teacher for her cuteness and Bob Dylan for his depressing lyrics. When possible, he prefers to consume vanilla flavoured Instant Breakfast.

A sad, pathetic creature fond of romance and nerdiness.
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@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.

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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2011, 12:50:15 pm »

Taricus has been happy lately. he wrote a good RtD turn. He had a custard tart recently. He has RPed recently.

Taricus likes Dwarf fortress, video games, RtDs, Forum games, Roleplaying, Dogs for their playfulness and Bay12 forumites for their frendlyness. He absolutly detests cats.

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Re: Your Life as a Dwarf Description
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2011, 04:52:10 pm »

Plissken has been quite content lately. He ate a legendary meal lately. He admired a fine blog lately. He talked with a spouse lately. He had a nice bath recently. He was able to rest and recouperate lately. He was nauseated by the sun lately. He has been satisfied by work.

Plissken has a strong immune system and has a good sense of balance, but he is very disorganized and has a poor memory.

Plissken likes Dwarf Fortress, potatoes, dark ale, cats for their playful flightiness, engraving fantastic folklore, and being a shameless nerd on the Bay12Forums. He absolutely detests large roaches.
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FearfulJesuit

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Re: Your Life as a Dwarf Description
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2011, 05:35:56 pm »

Dhokarena56, nerd, cancels Find Girlfriend: Went insane.

Dhokarena56 has been stricken by melancholy!
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@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.

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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 04:33:47 am »

Zephyr_hound has been happy lately. He has been satisfied at work lately. He was caught in the rain recently. He admired own completely sublime Laptop lately. He was disgusted by a miasma lately. He has been accosted by terrible vermin. He made a satisfying acquisition lately.

He is often nervous. He is disorganized. He prefers that others handle the leadership roles. He doesn't handle stress well. He is slow to trust others. He has a fertile imagination. He appreciates art and natural beauty. He likes working outdoors and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather.


My life is good except for my nasty housemate who never washes anything up. :(
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 07:27:55 am »

Thief^ has been ecstatic lately. He has talked with his mother lately. He has talked with his father lately. He has talked with his  lover lately. He ate a legendary meal lately. He has been satisfied at work lately. He has been tired lately. He is quite pleased with making an artifact (this is pricklethorns the paper rose. It is decorated with a leaf in paper.).

He is often nervous. He is disorganised. He prefers that others handle the leadership roles. He is slow to trust others. He likes working outdoors and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather.

Thief^ likes Dwarf Fortress, chocolate, obsidian, and cats for their resounding purr. When possible he prefers to consume pork.

He rarely drinks alcohol. He requires caffeine to get through the working day.
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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2011, 04:25:21 pm »

Janglur has been unhappy lately.  He has made a satisfying acquisition lately.  He has been ill lately.  He has been able to rest and recuperate recently.  He has been disgusted by a miasma recently.  He ate an awful meal recently.  He has been annoyed my vermin.  He has been nauseated by the sun.  He has complained of being relieved from the military.  He has been upset by a lesser's pretentious living arrangements.  He recently got into an argument.  He was forced to endure an annoying person lately.  He was annoyed by a child recently.  He has been dissatisfied with work lately.  He has enjoyed a decadent drink lately.  He needs booze to get through the working day and has been grumbling about it's scarcity.

He agile and quick to heal, but is weak, quick to tire, and quite susceptible to disease.
He has great analytical abilities, a great memory, very good creativity, a way with words, an ability to read emotions fairly well, but bad intuition, poor focus, a large deficit of willpower, a shortage of patience, a poor kinesthetic sense, and a meager ability with social relationships.

He likes petrified wood, steel, werewolf leather, the color black, and grizzly bears for their strength.  He prefers to consume cow milk cheese and dwarven sugar.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2011, 04:29:28 pm by janglur »
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Re: Your Life as a Dwarf Description
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2011, 02:55:26 pm »

Caz has been content recently. It has enjoyed a fine drink lately.

Caz likes Dwarf Fortress, cats, cheese and snails for their slow movements. When possible it prefers to consume apples.
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2011, 04:31:37 pm »

Buttery_Mess has been fine lately. He was naueseated by the sun recently. He slept in his own terrible bed recently. He drank an excellent cup of tea recently. He has enjoyed a fine smoke recently.

He is an ardent worshipper of Toady One and a casual worshipper of ThreeToe.

He is a citizen of The United Kingdom. He is a member of Vroon Offshore Services Ltd.

He is twenty-seven years old, born on the 27th Opal in the year 1984.

He is flabby. His beard is neatly combed. His somewhat greasy hair is tied in a ponytail. His somewhat greasy hair is dark blonde. His ears are lobed. His somewhat big nose is somewhat round. His skin is pale bronze.

He is rarely ill.

Butter_Mess likes tea, cigarettes, computers, doodles, and human women for their pleasing figures. When possible, he prefers to consume egg and bacon sandwiches, tea, and cow's milk. He absolutely detests conch.

He has great creativity, excellent spatial sense, good analystical abilities,
but he has poor focus and a poor memory.

He is relaxed. He is often cheerful. He is open-minded to new ideas. He goes out of his way to help others. He is very stubborn. He is immodest. He is very confident. He doesn't go out of his way to do more work than necessary. He is self-disciplined. He laughs loudly when he sees something funny. He pulls a horrible face when he gets angry. He needs tea and fags to get through the working day.

A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition.
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Re: Your Life as a Dwarf Description
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2011, 04:41:12 pm »

Narhiril has been very unhappy lately.  She has lost all of her metal ores to 0.19 recently.

No more needs be said.

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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2011, 05:55:30 pm »

Narhiril has been very unhappy lately.  She has lost all of her metal ores to 0.19 recently.

No more needs be said.

Narhiril often feels strong cravings and urges.  Narhiril is not a risk-taker.  Narhiril dislikes working outdoors.  Narhiril often feels discouraged.  Narhiril doesn't need thrills or risks in life.  Narhiril would never deny own needs just to compromise with somebody else.  Narhiril finds rules confining.  Narhiril often bites nails when trying to remember something.  Narhiril strives for excellence.
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Re: Your Life as a Dwarf Description
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2011, 10:03:33 pm »

Megaman has been fine lately. He has been attacked recently (hornet bite to pinky). He was accosted by terrible vermin. He made a satisfying aquisition lately. He he was forced to talk to someone annoying recently. He suffered art defacement recently.

He is a citizen of the States of Unity. He is a member of the SchoolShores of Coral. He is an enemy of the West Key of Height.

His medium-ish dark-brown hair is straight and thick. His deep eyes are deep blue. His teeth are crooked.
He is very tall and lanky.

Megaman like Dwarf Fortress, computers, books, sci-fi, and dogs for their loyalty. He absolutely detests cats. When possible, he prefers to consume root beer and toasted onion bagels.


He is strong, tough, and very agile,But he is relatively quick to tire.



He has a sharp wit, an immpecable intellect, and is quite talented musically,but he is akward in social situations, and has a poor memory.


He does well under pressure. He appreciates natural beauty. He is modest.




A medium sized-creature prone to great ambition.
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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2011, 02:52:08 am »

Buttery_mess knows how it's done lol.

Interus has been ecstatic lately.  He enjoyed a fine meal recently.  He has been satisfied at work lately.  He has made a new friend recently.  He was unable to attend a party.  He has slept uneasily lately.  He was unable to find somebody to complain about problems recently.  He has complained about the lack of company lately.  He enjoyed wonderful entertainment recently.

He is almost never sick, slow to tire, and strong, but he is not very tough and is slow to heal.
Interus likes iron, cobalt, silver, rubies, cedar wood, cotton, the color cerulean, socks, hoodies, and cats for their aloofness.  When possible, he prefers to consume pot roast and cream soda.  He absolutely detests spiders.
He has great linguistic sense, a sharp intellect, and a sum of patience, but he has a very bad sense of empathy, and a very poor feel for social relationships.

That's all for now.
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kerlc

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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2011, 03:40:38 am »

kerlc has been fine lately. he has played dwarf fortress lately. he slept well lately. he read 38 good books lately (discworld). he has been antisocial lately.

he is stubborn. but he is quick to tire. but he is lazy. he is very tough. but he is fat.

kerlc likes silver, steel, cats, green tea, dwarf fortress, Fallout (1 & 2 and New Vegas) and discworld.

he has a great imagination. but nobody likes him.

a medium sized creature fond of tea, books, dwarf fortress, and loneliness.
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« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2011, 03:45:35 am »

but nobody likes him.
:(

I hope you don't mind me doing this:
kerlc made a friend recently. Kerlc talked with a friend lately.
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