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Duke 2.0

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Jokes
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2011, 10:48:29 am »
 Yo family so poor you were evicted from the communal resting area.
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
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I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Jokes
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2011, 10:57:03 am »
To wrestle the minotaur, a dwarven expression that means to beg for death. (or a failed mood)
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Jokes
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2011, 08:25:29 pm »
Q: How many migrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: At least seven.  One miner to get the rock crystals, tungsten ore, and copper ore; a furnace operator to melt them down; a blacksmith to form the filament and contact, a glassmaker to make the crystal glass bulb; a mechanic, an architect, and a mason to build the power station; and then you realize that sockets aren't supported until version 39.77b.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Jokes
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2011, 08:44:26 pm »
"ey urist, 'ave you 'erd the joke 'bout the baroness consort?"

"can't say I have"

"She spent all 'ay 'xtractin' dwarven syrup!"


/ripoff
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« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2011, 09:06:46 pm »
Quote from: Jurph on February 18, 2011, 08:25:29 pm
Q: How many migrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: At least seven.  One miner to get the rock crystals, tungsten ore, and copper ore; a furnace operator to melt them down; a blacksmith to form the filament and contact, a glassmaker to make the crystal glass bulb; a mechanic, an architect, and a mason to build the power station; and then you realize that sockets aren't supported until version 39.77b.
Silly you, you could just turn on more labors!
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« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2011, 12:25:17 am »
Quote from: ggamer on February 18, 2011, 08:44:26 pm
"ey urist, 'ave you 'erd the joke 'bout the baroness consort?"

"can't say I have"

"She spent all 'ay 'xtractin' dwarven syrup!"


/ripoff

This made me faceplam SOOO hard
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« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2011, 01:19:11 am »
Mind explaining?
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Jokes
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2011, 02:23:40 am »
Miner? I 'ardly knew 'er!
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« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2011, 03:25:56 am »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on February 19, 2011, 01:19:11 am
Mind explaining?
Explainations? THIS IS DWARFFORTRESS!!! *kicks 612DwarfAvenue into the fun pit.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Jokes
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2011, 11:03:32 am »
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Quote from: Mister Always on April 12, 2011, 04:21:33 pm
Huochong sounds like what you hear when a ninja hits somebody with a frying pan.

"HUOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHONG*

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Jokes
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2011, 09:33:24 am »
How do you sell a box of kittens?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: DJ on March 20, 2011, 08:35:32 am
I should probably have my head checked, because I find myself in complete agreement with Nikov.

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Jokes
« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2011, 07:24:56 am »
In America, you adopt cats, in Soviet Fortress, cats adopt you!
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« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2011, 07:28:02 am »
Quote from: yaklin on February 21, 2011, 07:24:56 am
In America, you are adopted by cats, in Soviet Fortress, cats adopted by you!
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Jokes
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2011, 12:13:06 pm »
Why do DF players trap the entrances to their Tombs? Because Dwarves are dying to get in.

Where do Dwarves go to have the most Fun? To the Circus of course!

How many Nobles does it take to change a Lightbulb? None, they have a menial work exemption.

Why were the Nobles gathered beneath the Drawbridge? They were planning on having a Smashing good time!

What's the most useful thing a Noble can do? Help out a fellow Dwarf who has a Fell mood.

What did the Noble say to the Craftsdwarf? I demand Slade Earrings!

How should one best honor a new Noble at your Fortress? With a nice new room and furniture made with Magma-proof materials.

Honor thy Fisherdwarfs, for they brave Carp each and every day.

Why did the Skeletal Elephant cross the moat? To get to the Dwarves on the other side.

What's the best type of wood to give to a visiting Elf? Crossbow bolt.

When is the best time to throw a party?
(a) During a Siege
(b) During a Forgotten Beast Attack
(c) When one hears the Honking of the Clowns

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"I’m going to keep bloody gambling! Bloody, bloody gambling and drinking! Where’s my bloody drink? Anyone want to gamble for it?”

Send in the Clowns: &.&

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« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2011, 12:14:35 pm »
Quote from: Alluvian_Est-Endrati on February 21, 2011, 12:13:06 pm
When is the best time to throw a party?
(a) During a Siege
(b) During a Forgotten Beast Attack
(c) When one hears the Honking of the Clowns

(d) All of the above.
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