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Should elves be regarded as an acceptable civilization?

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Author Topic: The Elf Acception (or not so much) Thread  (Read 14041 times)

ClkWrkJester

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Re: The Elf Acception (or not so much) Thread
« Reply #90 on: February 16, 2011, 12:52:58 am »

They're elves. Screw the pointy-eared so-and-sos.
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Carve out a massive pit and construct a copper block tower! Challenge those goblin bastards with your phallus of justice!

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Re: The Elf Acception (or not so much) Thread
« Reply #91 on: February 16, 2011, 01:20:25 am »

hey, do elves get pissy about fungi-wood and tower caps and stuff like that that grows underground?

after all, im not killing "trees" as they understand the word.
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Life (in dwarf fortress) is a cocophany of flavours, each more succulent than the last - why not sample them all?!

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Re: The Elf Acception (or not so much) Thread
« Reply #92 on: February 16, 2011, 03:36:50 am »

Elves dwell in the past, holding on to their old ideals and attempting to force them on a changing world.
While humans and dwarves are inventing surgery, metal crafting and orbital mamga death traps; elves are living in the woods demanding that wood can't be harvested.

Screw elves.
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Re: The Elf Acception (or not so much) Thread
« Reply #93 on: February 16, 2011, 07:25:28 am »

I find elves quite useful, sometimes they give you really good stuff just for some mug-shaped rocks, if not, they are the perfect target for M&M&M, that stand for Mocking, Mauling, Magma...
treehuggers, preferred dwarven scapegoat since age of myths
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