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Highest Irrelevant American Third-Party Result (Major Party Results Will Be Bullied)

Socialist
- 16 (32%)
Green
- 8 (16%)
Peace and Freedom
- 2 (4%)
Democratic
- 1 (2%)
Transhumanist
- 11 (22%)
Libertarian
- 8 (16%)
Republican
- 2 (4%)
Constitution
- 2 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 49


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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5325 on: January 21, 2019, 07:13:04 am »

I failed the personality test.
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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5326 on: January 21, 2019, 08:33:23 pm »

I've seen some of the questions on the Online Alignment test before!

This is Easydamus.com's D&D Character alignment test.

Some questions on it include:
116. The nation is at war, your community is threatened with invasion. Do you:
 Help defend it to your last breath?
Defend the area with the rest of your community?
Flee as soon as things look grim?
Cut a deal with the enemy to act as a spy?

103. Family elders are expressing disapproval of you to the rest of the family. Do you:

Accept the criticism and change your ways?
Seek a compromise with them?
Besmirch the reputation of those expressing disapproval as you ignore their scorn?
Silence them any way you can?

Meanwhile, the alignment test linked earlier has questions like these:
Your community is threatened with invasion. Do you:
Help defend it to your last breath
Man the barricades with the rest of the community
Flee as soon as things look grim
Cut a deal with the invaders to act as a spy

Family elders are expressing disapproval of you to the rest of the family. Do you:

Accept the criticism and change your ways
Seek a compromise with the elders
Besmirch the reputation of the elders as you ignore their scorn
Silence the elders any way you can

I'm going to write easydamus an email telling him about this. I dunno what'll happen, but it's worth telling him about, surely.
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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5327 on: January 21, 2019, 08:42:47 pm »

That's pretty Lawful, I approve.
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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5328 on: January 21, 2019, 08:49:22 pm »

Wait, which test are we supposed to be doing now?
I just did the one in the OP, not sure if I've done it before. I didn't see anything about sub-traits, either.

I got ISTP (53%, 28%, 22%, 6%). I feel like my answers to this test would vary greatly depending on mood. Also, I gave a lot of those questions where my answer would change completely from day-to-day an "uncertain" answer, which I'm sure threw the results off considerably.
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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5329 on: January 21, 2019, 09:09:20 pm »

Right, I should complete the test!

Well, I'll complete EasyDamus's one, since that has more questions and I'm doubting the nature of the one on Wizards Of The Coast.

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The alignment makes sense to me. Doing what seems like a good idea is kind of my thing. I'm not really someone who would actively go out and hurt or help people unless I was influenced by something like my emotions - and even then, I usually cool down fast enough.

As for being a Wizard... Well, I'd probably be the kind that flunked schools of magic and consequentially wouldn't be all that great at it.
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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5330 on: January 21, 2019, 09:37:16 pm »

Chaotic neutral, first-level human fighter planning to multiclass into sorcerer. Really shit stats, would def. reroll this garbage.
...Fair enough. Neutral won out by a single point, heh. Also I had several ties in both class and race, not entirely sure how it determines which to go with - I guess fighter/sorc could probably be a decent combo with the right spells, though I've never played a sorcerer.



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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5331 on: January 21, 2019, 09:56:11 pm »

As the website says, we're hardly playing our optimal builds in real life, are we?
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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5332 on: January 22, 2019, 11:17:35 am »

I pretty much did the opposite of all the safe things my parents tried to suggest I do with life, soooo.
That's also very average though, especially during teenage years.
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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5333 on: January 22, 2019, 12:24:29 pm »

I pretty much did the opposite of all the safe things my parents tried to suggest I do with life, soooo.
That's also very average though, especially during teenage years.
You were the conformist all along
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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5334 on: January 22, 2019, 01:03:37 pm »

Conformity through non-conformity.
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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5335 on: January 22, 2019, 01:19:36 pm »

my 25 in negative emotionality is basically 100% depression related which doesn't surprise me. I love how my graph is basically a rhombus on a pentagon.
And all of my Conscientiousness is literally responsibility. I am not a neat person.

The mini-dnd test gave me chaotic good and I"m really not surprised.


Personally I'd probably have chosen Druid (the two points are close enough I'm fine fudging that result) since the outdoors are so important to me.

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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5336 on: January 22, 2019, 05:11:51 pm »

  • 27. You find it difficult to speak loudly.
A: YES.

  • 54. You find it difficult to talk about your feelings.
A: uncertain


...don't mind me, just finding humor in the questions and answers.

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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5337 on: January 22, 2019, 09:44:39 pm »

As the website says, we're hardly playing our optimal builds in real life, are we?
I still don't get how it thinks I have 10 charisma. Maybe because I said my face wasn't hideous?

my 25 in negative emotionality is basically 100% depression related which doesn't surprise me.
Isn't a lower score better?
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Re: Shit, let's be Nate Astatine's Big Five Personality Revengance
« Reply #5338 on: January 22, 2019, 10:16:29 pm »

In that case it is! But like it's allll depression. I am very depressed and this test nailed it. I'm glad I learned how to handle it!

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Yes, your average Republican politician is at least a 7 or 8 on the Boomer Scale, and as such believes they are immortal until proven otherwise.
Wait, is that scale actually some people have made and reference?
Yes, in the sense that some people are just me. I suppose I could establish the Boomer Scale in full.
Someone should make an online test for how boomer you are.

Welcome back, losers. Here it is as promised, the MetalSlimeHunt Standardized Boomerism Scale (derived in part from the Hare Psychopathy Checklist). As they say, it is not the wrinkles on your face that make you a boomer, but the wrinkles in your heart. Thus this test is designed for all ages, and millennial boomers will not be spared the rising fire. The test works as follows. There are twenty statements, which you should read and indicate for each whether you Mostly Disagree, Partially Agree, or Mostly Agree. If those categories don't fully represent your answer, just pick the one which you believe represents it best.

The statements are as follows:

1. The basic facts of life are sometimes different for different generations, even those right next to each other.
2. Sometimes hard experiences make a person weaker, not stronger.
3. Modern culture and entertainment are of similar worth to what I had as a child.
4. The government is sometimes honest.
5. Parents have to give their children a complete education of the world, even if it includes some things that are against their faith.
6. A person is free to reject an apology, no matter how heartfelt, and even if they weren't really wronged.
7. There should be a an effort made to provide a basic standard of living for everybody in my country.
8. It is wrong to use corporal punishment to discipline children.
9. There is no obligation for a person to care for their parents and grandparents.
10. The occasional outburst of anger or sadness is a serious issue in a person's family relationships.
11. Society makes it necessary for people to sometimes break the law.
12. Access to modern communication technology like the internet and smartphones have become a necessary part of life.
13. It is acceptable for the government to devote extensive resources to prepare for a future crisis, even if there is a chance the crisis won't happen.
14. People ultimately have little control over the path their life takes.
15. My country should limit itself from taking actions that cause significant social or economic problems in other countries.
16. People today are obligated to make up for historical injustices, even if all the people who were involved have already died.
17. It is good for a couple who has young children to divorce once at least one of them believes the relationship can't be fixed.
18. I should try my best not to cause any trouble for the employees of a business when I am their customer.
19. People should care if some kind of law or policy makes life difficult for a very rare minority group.
20. If I am diagnosed with a disease that is almost always terminal for people of my age group, I should accept that I will die soon and focus on palliative care.




Once you have responded to all statements, add 0 points for each Mostly Agree, 1 point for each Partially Agree, and 2 points for each Mostly Disagree. This indicates your Boomerism Score out of 40.

This leads to the following categories.

0-5 points: Zoomer Gang Overlord

6-15 points: Doomed Millennial Usurper

16-20 points: Forgotten Survivor Of Gen X

21-25: Anti-Nixon Boomer

26-35: The Boomer Standard

36-40: Pro-Nuclear War Ultra-Boomer

And there you have it! Use it on yourself, your family, public figures, or whoever to determine how much of a boomer they are. Please feel free to add suggestions as to how my incredible and scientifically verified boomer test could be improved, unless you are a boomer.

Also, if you get over 35 you might be a future serial killer, just saying.
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