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Author Topic: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF  (Read 202380 times)

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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #585 on: May 25, 2012, 06:43:50 pm »
Bacon vs Necktie. You can't tell who's right.
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #586 on: May 25, 2012, 07:35:25 pm »
Several things in a certain speculative community stories thread would be pretty bizarre if we modded them in.
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #587 on: May 25, 2012, 07:52:43 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on May 25, 2012, 07:35:25 pm
Several things in a certain speculative community stories thread would be pretty bizarre if we modded them in.

Such as a respawning kobold whoo had an uzi, cyborg enhancment pushing weaponsmiths, dragonmen....
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #588 on: May 25, 2012, 10:03:00 pm »
Actually, I developed the augmentations to be compatible with a workshop in Deon's Post-Apocalypse. I have the raws, if anyone wants them.
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #589 on: May 25, 2012, 11:45:00 pm »
Iridescent rainbow centipedes with assimilating bites, giant stone octopi, mutant/grafted elves, a sorceress who dissolves into live roaches, world-ending clockwork cthuloids, etc.
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #590 on: May 26, 2012, 02:24:00 pm »
Quote from: davros on May 25, 2012, 06:18:34 am
Quote from: Bohandas on May 24, 2012, 11:23:02 pm
Quote from: davros on May 22, 2012, 04:29:23 pm
I did read the old testament. God/the Angels weren't Lovecraftian, just dicks.

IIRC didn't they have mismatched extra faces and too many wings and eyes, at least as described in the Book of Ezekiel
Yes. They were still dicks.

Lovecraftian dicks
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #591 on: May 26, 2012, 03:57:39 pm »
"Ribbed for her pleasure" can't compare to tentacles, suckers, and moving in many different dimensions at once.

Lovecraft's works have always had an element of sensuality and sexuality running along with the horror. Infact, it was part and parcel to the horror, and the fascination with what's *POLITE SOCIETY VERBOTEN*; a sort of "keyhole peepshow" of all the awful, awful diseases, afflictions, and mutations (horrific mental, physical, and spiritual aberrations like enjoying sex) that might come from 'forn parts', like outer space, and Rhode Island.   
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #592 on: May 26, 2012, 07:27:29 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on May 26, 2012, 02:24:00 pm
Quote from: davros on May 25, 2012, 06:18:34 am
Quote from: Bohandas on May 24, 2012, 11:23:02 pm
Quote from: davros on May 22, 2012, 04:29:23 pm
I did read the old testament. God/the Angels weren't Lovecraftian, just dicks.

IIRC didn't they have mismatched extra faces and too many wings and eyes, at least as described in the Book of Ezekiel
Yes. They were still dicks.

Lovecraftian dicks
What I meant was the motives of an Lovecraftian beast should be hard to understand. With God/the Angels, it was simple. God got some kind of sick joy out of being worshiped and was running a cosmic protection scheme, and the angels were professional bootlickers.
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #593 on: May 26, 2012, 09:54:12 pm »
God is weird like that in the Old Testament. I guess he realized that being an ominous, terrifying force demanding worship wasn't really working out to well, so he turned over the wheel to Jesus for a while to help PR with the mortals. And it worked out pretty well imho.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2012, 09:57:20 pm by Mrhappyface »
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #594 on: May 26, 2012, 09:54:41 pm »
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #595 on: May 26, 2012, 10:11:40 pm »
Quote from: Mrhappyface on May 26, 2012, 09:54:12 pm
so he turned over the wheel to Jesus for a while

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!
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« Last Edit: May 26, 2012, 10:13:31 pm by Hugo_The_Dwarf »
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #596 on: May 28, 2012, 11:14:51 pm »
*RERAIL*

Added all usage tags to all materials. Cheese minecarts, blood weapons, etc. I cancel play DF for now, too insane.
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #597 on: May 29, 2012, 12:22:30 am »
Gave every creature [LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGGS] and made a custom nestbox called "toilet" and everything would goto the "toilet" to lay "shist" in which I'd build with it.

Making blocks was fun. then after awhile I realised the color brown all over the place doesn't seem right. But with 10 toilets production was steady

EDIT:
of course things got bogged down when a pesky chicken wanted to lay eggs in my toilets
« Last Edit: May 29, 2012, 12:25:32 am by Hugo_The_Dwarf »
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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #598 on: May 30, 2012, 12:31:58 am »
Since I had to mod colors/patterns anyways for a mod, I decided to make some impossible colors/patterns to go with the impossible shapes.  They can be like the color(s) out of space

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description_pattern  (mostly uses impossible colors, but I also have black spots on black!)
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Maybe that the dwarves never died and everyone is just shunning them.
"Wait, what are you doing?  I don't want to go in there!  No, I'm still alive, you can't do this to me!  Is Anybody listening?  Hello... Can someone let me out?  Help me!  Is anyone there?  I'm running out of air!"

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Re: Strangest, Wierdest thing you ever modded into DF
« Reply #599 on: May 31, 2012, 09:12:44 pm »
Quote from: Hugo_The_Dwarf on May 29, 2012, 12:22:30 am
Gave every creature [LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGGS] and made a custom nestbox called "toilet" and everything would goto the "toilet" to lay "shist" in which I'd build with it.

Making blocks was fun. then after awhile I realised the color brown all over the place doesn't seem right. But with 10 toilets production was steady

EDIT:
of course things got bogged down when a pesky chicken wanted to lay eggs in my toilets
That's... odd. Also, did you know shist is how you pronounce the german word for-
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Quote from: Courtesy Arloban on May 30, 2012, 12:31:58 am
Since I had to mod colors/patterns anyways for a mod, I decided to make some impossible colors/patterns to go with the impossible shapes.  They can be like the color(s) out of space

description_colors
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
description_pattern  (mostly uses impossible colors, but I also have black spots on black!)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Putting these in my game immeditly.
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