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Author Topic: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!  (Read 14262 times)

kawaiidesunekochan

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A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« on: March 07, 2011, 07:19:58 pm »

So, a pink monster diplomat has arrived to my fort. His name is Osnusmduba stozbubozse the hateful ape.  He is a scaled weasel twisted into humanoid form. He appears to be emmanciated. It is muscular. Beware its deadly dust! For some reason, he is covered in water. He's also wearing a ton of elf hair jewelry. This is the coolest diplomat I've ever seen! I didn't know legendary beasts could be diplomats.
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Girlinhat

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2011, 07:21:56 pm »

Technically, once they become a member of a civ they can do whatever they want.  That's pretty boss though, especially the elf hair, and being pink.  Rejoice, for our horrible overlords are come!

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 07:31:36 pm »

His dut would probably kill your dwarfs, so, try to lock him inside somewhere or something
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 07:33:15 pm »

Or just don't provoke him into dusting.

Urist is dead tome

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 08:10:40 pm »

Is it possible to be muscular and emaciated?
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Granite26

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 08:17:53 pm »

I, for one, welcome our new pink ape overlords

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 08:46:52 pm »

His dut would probably kill your dwarfs, so, try to lock him inside somewhere or something
Nah, he's pretty cool. Not dangerous at all, he doesn't use his dust. He just walks around my fort hanging out with my dwarves.
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2011, 09:04:41 pm »

Let me guess, he's representing humans, right?
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kawaiidesunekochan

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 09:17:15 pm »

Let me guess, he's representing humans, right?
How did you know? Are humans frequently friends with monsters?
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 09:18:35 pm »

Let me guess, he's representing humans, right?
How did you know? Are humans frequently friends with monsters?

Very yes. I've seen humans represented by clowns many times. I've even been tasked to kill them by the civilization.
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2011, 09:19:26 pm »

Let me guess, he's representing humans, right?
How did you know? Are humans frequently friends with monsters?


Yes, including other humans.
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arkhometha

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 09:23:29 pm »

It's widely know that humans have demons for diplomats.
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 09:41:42 pm »

I, for one, welcome our new pink ape overlords

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2011, 09:49:51 pm »

Does that mean that, in case you start a war against the humans, no only will a demon be leading their ranks(from behind the scenes, anyway) but it will also know where all your traps are located?

Oh, and you can kill the demon to start the war against the humans...and they will know where your traps are located...because of a demon.

Brilliant.
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2011, 09:51:56 pm »

Does that mean that, in case you start a war against the humans, no only will a demon be leading their ranks(from behind the scenes, anyway) but it will also know where all your traps are located?

Oh, and you can kill the demon to start the war against the humans...and they will know where your traps are located...because of a demon.

Brilliant.

To get around the traps part you just disassemble then reassemble them.
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