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Author Topic: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!  (Read 29059 times)

Urist McGyver

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2011, 09:56:39 pm »

Does that mean that, in case you start a war against the humans, no only will a demon be leading their ranks(from behind the scenes, anyway) but it will also know where all your traps are located?

Oh, and you can kill the demon to start the war against the humans...and they will know where your traps are located...because of a demon.

Brilliant.

To get around the traps part you just disassemble then reassemble them.

True, true, but my point is that a giant pink ape can be killed to start a war and the humans will know where the traps are located.

Or kill enough caravans and the ape will inform the humans of where the traps are located.

You know, in some sort of sick satanic vengeance.
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It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

Urist is dead tome

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2011, 10:01:29 pm »

As an escaped lunatic your word carries less weight. So I just won. Something.
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Urist McGyver

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2011, 10:06:54 pm »

Just you wait...one of these days, Urist...one of these days...
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It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

proxn_punkd

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2011, 10:10:44 pm »

Clowns are trapimmune anyway, aren't they?
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Urist is dead tome

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2011, 10:13:30 pm »

Clowns are trapimmune anyway, aren't they?

I dunno. Would it matter if they're randomly generated?

Just you wait...one of these days, Urist...one of these days...

You'll go far here. Just stay outta general discussion. That place is crazy.
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Urist McGyver

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2011, 10:16:55 pm »

I appreciate your hidden, warm, fuzzy, dwarven message of welcome  :)
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It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2011, 10:21:16 pm »

Clowns are trapimmune anyway, aren't they?
yes they are. And they swim in magma and water.
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2011, 11:09:32 pm »

He's also wearing a ton of elf hair jewelry.

I like to imagine he has a room full of chained up elves, who he shears every few weeks.
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2011, 11:17:12 pm »

I, for one, welcome our new pink ape overlords

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HAIL!!!
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2011, 02:39:03 am »

Does that mean that, in case you start a war against the humans, no only will a demon be leading their ranks(from behind the scenes, anyway) but it will also know where all your traps are located?

Oh, and you can kill the demon to start the war against the humans...and they will know where your traps are located...because of a demon.

Brilliant.

To get around the traps part you just disassemble then reassemble them.

Or just completely fill the map with traps.
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2011, 02:46:50 am »


WE WANT MORE SOCKS
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2011, 02:53:39 am »

He's also wearing a ton of elf hair jewelry.

I like to imagine he has a room full of chained up elves, who he shears every few weeks.

I feel the need to rename sheep so I can do this.

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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2011, 06:31:08 am »

Must be humans again. Goddamn weirdos. Just try to act normal.
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2011, 07:50:54 am »

Clowns are trapimmune anyway, aren't they?
yes they are. And they swim in magma and water.
Isn't that commonly called obsidian?

Clowns, swimming in obsidian... Scary. There goes my week's sleep.
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Re: A PINK MONSTER DIPLOMAT HAS ARRIVED!
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2011, 08:02:30 am »

you were lucky to have only a diplomat , a king like that came to my fortress.. not to mention another one was the king of the goblins
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