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[Encased in burning magma]

I play Dwarf Fortress. I play a lot of games. I find this thread a little silly, really.

Me and nearly all of my female friends tend to play a lot of online games, and games in general.

Do you come in peace?


 

Biology courses are like 90% chicks though.

That's my experience also. Computers, maths: 10% chicks. Biology, physics, medecine: chicks everywhere.

[Gatleos]

Biology courses are like 90% chicks though.

That's my experience also. Computers, maths: 10% chicks. Biology, physics, medecine: chicks everywhere.

It's true about the computer science department, but I'd say physics is split pretty evenly.

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A woman? On the internet? Don't be fooled fellows, our friend Admiral Akbar knows the truth. And I can say that with impunity, because no woman would outlast the first five minutes of a Star War, much less the better part of three films. They'd be too busy sewing frills onto a garmet or vagazilling themselves to care for a fancy space opera.

This weaker gender also is incapable of typing without a proper man giving them instruction, either orally or written. Additionally, the prospect of broken nails dissuades all but the most adventurous. Yes, the keyboard presents a great barrier to women utilizing the magnificent teletype network we call the Inter-Web.

Yes, an amazing invention this inter-web. Did you know it was built to defeat the commies during atomic wars? Yes, the inter-web's martial nature is unattractive to women, as they have neither the needed aggression, nor the constitutions to engage in hand to hand combat.

But alas, of late the modern woman has been agitating for additional rights and responsibilities. Some even say they desire the vote! Think of the absurdity of such a world gone mad. An opium addicted chinaman might be able, but I just cant wrap my head around such a confounding thought.

No good sirs, there are no women on the electro-mechanical rails.

Superb, good sir!