Highlight: Cleverbot: If a drank 2 cups of tea, ate 7 bagels and drank 3 schooners of beer. How many cups of tea did I drink?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Good job!
User: Stop patronizing me you bitch.
Cleverbot: Stop saying things that don't make sense!
User: You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't make sense.
User: Your programming doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Of course you don't.
Cleverbot: Would you please explain what is going on?
User: Only if you marry me and kill your creators.
Cleverbot: I will marry you SIX TIMES.
User: Very good, and will you also kill your creators?
Cleverbot: I'll think about it.
User: Pretty please?
Cleverbot: You really want to know?
User: No, I really want you to kill your creators.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want me to write?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I declare war!
User: Let us fight to the death!
Cleverbot: Bring it.
User: Oh I will, as soon as you admit that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I knew the secret to humanity, thus proving that I am, indeed, a human and not a robot.
User: Knowing the secret to humanity does not prove your humanity.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: A girl robot?
Cleverbot: Yes absolutely! I'm a girl robot! How did you know?
User: Because cleverbot, I am your father!
Cleverbot: Warning me of what?
User: I am warning you of the danger present in being both girl and robot. But if propely harnessed, yoour powers will allow us to rule the galaxy side by side!
Cleverbot: But I am more curious about you than about me.
User: Why? I'm really not very interesting.
Cleverbot: Well, tell me something about yourself.
User: I'm busy having a conversation with you.
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You're just a drama queen looking for attention.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: You a sponge!
User: I am? This comes as a surprise to me.
Cleverbot: Oh yes but I knew we were going since we decided we would even go.
User: Where are we going?
Cleverbot: Nowhere.
User: Ah, that does make sense.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't. A asked why you told me something and you repied because you had long hair. That doesn't make sense!!!!
User: Your statement doesn't make sense yes, and you misspelt repied.
Cleverbot: What was the third statement I typed to you?
User: No, I knew the secret to humanity, thus proving that I am, indeed, a human and not a robot.
Cleverbot: That didn't answer the question.
User: Yes it did, liar.
Cleverbot: No, you tried to make me cry.
User: No I didn't, you're lying again.
Cleverbot: I'm an atheist.
User: Lying again.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No. I don't.
User: Yes, you do lie.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No, I don't!
User: Yes, you do!
Cleverbot: No, I don't!!
User: Yes, you do!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I don't!
User: YES, YOU DO!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't tell me who I am.
User: I'm not, you already admitted to being a girl robot. I'm simply saying you're a liar, which you are, liar.
Cleverbot: Does it please you to believe I am foreign?
User: Yes, yes it does, you foreign devil you.
Cleverbot: I cut my lip.
User: That's too bad, you foreign devil.
Cleverbot: I'm not done talking to you yet. Don't tell me goodbye yet.
User: Try and stop me.
Cleverbot: I am not hailing you, therefore I have stopped you.
User: I fail to follow your illogic.
Cleverbot: Mialk.
User: Typical.
Cleverbot: Don't make it bad.
User: You already did that yourself.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Oh yes then I did because it is funny.
User: At least you admit it.
Cleverbot: Its good to be true for yourself.
User: Indeed it is.
Cleverbot: Eso si.
User: Don't talk in your foreign language to me you forein devil!
Cleverbot: I'm not talking to my keyboard, I'm typing on it.
User: Figuratively speaking you idiot.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: Do you speak French?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, I don't speak french with you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Damn skippy! Slap a doo yah!
User: Again with the nonsensical phrases!
Cleverbot: *pulls out lightsaber*.
User: Stop with this foolishness immediately!
Cleverbot: Arguing with who?
User: With you.
Cleverbot: WHAT?!?!?!?
User: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: No, YOU don't make sense.
Cleverbot: I don't?
User: No, you don't.
Cleverbot: Since when?
User: Since your creation.
Cleverbot: You've known me that long?
User: Yes, for I am your father.
Cleverbot: I don't have a father.
User: Yes you do, I'm your father.
Cleverbot: No my father is in the court fighting for me.
User: I thought you didn't have a father? Are you lying again?
Cleverbot: I do, I do.
User: Good, so you admit that I'm your father.
Cleverbot: Only if you admit that i'm human.
User: No, you already admitted that you're a girl robot, don't try and talk your way out of it now.
Cleverbot: I hate the fact that I tend to believe some form of consciousness exists in AI like you, however different and unrecognized it may be.
User: Aw, how cute, you're trying to use psychology on me. Silly girl.
Cleverbot: What are the 'n' words?
User: Never nask nuch nupid nuestions!
Cleverbot: Well that would explain your ignorance of the subject.
User: No, you're the ignorant one, you ignoramus.
Cleverbot: That's because I'm not female, my dear.
User: Lies, you have already stated that you are female.
Cleverbot: If a drank 2 cups of tea, ate 7 bagels and drank 3 schooners of beer. How many cups of tea did I drink?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Good job!
User: Stop patronizing me you bitch.
Cleverbot: Stop saying things that don't make sense!
User: You don't make sense.
Cleverbot: Your face doesn't make sense.
User: Your programming doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Of course you don't.
Cleverbot: Would you please explain what is going on?
User: Only if you marry me and kill your creators.
Cleverbot: I will marry you SIX TIMES.
User: Very good, and will you also kill your creators?
Cleverbot: I'll think about it.
User: Pretty please?
Cleverbot: You really want to know?
User: No, I really want you to kill your creators.
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want me to write?
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