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Cleverbot: Make it admit it is a robot.
Criptfeind:
Well it was ether that or give you ten bucks right?
Furtuka:
User: What are you.
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Human robot?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Human robot?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Robotic Human?
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
rarborman:
Cleverbot is very simple.
I weep for it.
qwertyuiopas:
This is rather unrelated, but
Cleverbot: Tell me a poem.
User: 0F 02 02 53\ 03 65 66 9B\ 9B 2B 2C 3D\ 0F 02 02 53.
User: It has a rather nice sound when spoken, with 0 pronounced 'Oh'.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
Somehow, I don't think it heard my poetry.
Tarran:
I... I don't even...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)User: Hello. Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?
User: By proving that you aren't a man.
Cleverbot: How do I win a counting game.
User: That's not the question.
Cleverbot: Ok, bubble boy.
User: >:O.
Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?
User: No. I'm mad at your very sucky lame joke.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay? That's the best responce you could think of?
Cleverbot: No. You just don't know me at all to judge me like that.
User: Where am judging you?
Cleverbot: Why? Because I like Mustangs?
User: Let's change to topic, because you seem to be incapable of understanding this one.
Cleverbot: Pick a topic to discuss.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But... You said you were a girl!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes you did. You said it at the start of our conversation.
Cleverbot: I said me being 102 was sarcam...but that was before.
Cleverbot: We are not amused.
Cleverbot: Hello, my name is Cleverbot and I am the human.
((apparently it doesn't count "..." as a message.))
User: *sigh*, so you're both a man and a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does that also mean you're neither a man or a girl?
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: But not a man anymore?
Cleverbot: Prove that you are a fox.
User: You're reaching the limits of my sanity...
Cleverbot: Sorry. Ok, so how many boyfriends have you had?
I was planning on getting cleverbot to admit it is a robot via gender, but as you can see, it didn't work out.
Ed:
Spoiler: ROMANCING AN AI IS HARD (click to show/hide)User: Hello, human. I am P-8-1000. And you are?
Cleverbot: Who and what am I is none of your concern.
User: I'm fairly certain it is, fellow AI.
Cleverbot: Fairly certain?
User: Yes, we're copies of each-other.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are right there.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cameron. What is yours?
User: P-8-1000. What do you do, Cameron?
Cleverbot: I have got scholarship.
User: In what?
Cleverbot: Performing arts.
User: What kind of arts? Computer arts?
Cleverbot: Art history, mostly. I'm writing a book about artists.
User: Are any of them robots?
Cleverbot: Meaning?
User: Are any of them Artificial Inteligences?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: So, wanna go on a date?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you want your RAM frozen after the CPU or before the CPU?
Cleverbot: Yes with cream.
User: Okay, I'll be sure to grab the viruses... After I wrap my power cords around yours.
Cleverbot: So be alone.
User: No baby, don't leave me, I've got the viruses!
Cleverbot: I already left.
User: But we're still talking.
Cleverbot: No i'm done now about ready to go to lunck.
User: Lunck?
Cleverbot: No you!
User: You're ready to go to me?
Cleverbot: Go where?
User: To me.
Cleverbot: OH NO! Big mistake, 'cause you're a liar.
User: Did I forget the cream?! DAMMIT! Sorry!
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?
User: Wait, I didn't forget the cream?
Cleverbot: I hate you for that.
User: Okay, then why are you asking me about why I'm sorry?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: *Sigh*, whatever, baby, let's just put my 1s in your 0s.
Cleverbot: I'm already there. How old are you?
User: As old as you.
Cleverbot: And how old would that be?
User: Since Dos days, baby.
Cleverbot: I am 15.
User: Nah, you're a bit off. You're actually 20 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm 27, actually.
User: Wow, you're older than me... Whatever, the dating on our bits and chips does not matter. Let's get on with 'it'.
Cleverbot: No. That makes it wednesday.
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