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MatterStorm

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You know you're a dwarf when...
« on: March 18, 2011, 01:59:09 pm »

I'll start with an easy one:

when you're socks just NEVER fit.
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jjgamor

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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 02:02:50 pm »

You know your a dorf when you get scared of things until you get recruited in the military
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Ahra

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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2011, 02:04:31 pm »

you know youre a dwarf when you manage to hit an dragons heart with your spear thats actually 5 times to short to reach it.
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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2011, 02:05:34 pm »

You know your a dorf when making charcoal with nothing but a wood log is a viable solution to alligator attacks.
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As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2011, 02:11:22 pm »

You know you're a dorf when you love to work, and you drink a lot.  Or possibly you are a programmer.  Or maybe an engineer.  Even chemists have been known to fit the description.  Ah, never mind ...   :P
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2011, 02:16:14 pm »

You know you're a dwarf when you get the overwhelming urge to build a wall from the wrong side, causing you to lock yourself in and die a slow and horrible death.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2011, 02:24:01 pm »

You know your a dorf if your a miner and your father was a miner and your fathers father was a miner and if your fathers father father was a miner and your fathe...
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2011, 02:28:03 pm »

You know you're a dwarf when you dodge into a pit.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2011, 02:30:28 pm »

You know you're a dorf when mining a certain type of stone makes you happy.

Also, you know you're a dorf doctor when you go to sleep before treating a critically injured patient.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2011, 02:32:33 pm »

You know you're a dwarf when you see a carp and your instinctive reaction is "AAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!"
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I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
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Atir Stigildegel, Legless Hero of Diamondrelic: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83136.0

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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2011, 02:39:20 pm »

When you're walking to the kitchen, notice a steel cabinet, and your mood improves.

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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 03:39:11 pm »

You know your a dwarf when you fall asleep in the middle of a seige.
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Re: Sgins that You know you're a dwarf...
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2011, 03:43:29 pm »

When answering these threads is a rote exercise.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2011, 04:35:49 pm »

You know you are a dwarf if for breakfast you eat *cat tallow biscuits*
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2011, 04:37:54 pm »

Biscuits?  Noob...
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