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Tuonelan renki

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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2011, 04:46:27 pm »
When you are 56 years old and the only job skill you have is being a dabbling comedian.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2011, 05:04:23 pm »
When you're in a room slowly filling with lava and all your friends are burning around you, and you have the thought that hey! that obsidian bridge over there is really nice!

(This just happened to me while flooding my map with lava from a volcano)
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2011, 05:06:59 pm »
When you think biting a forgotten beast that bleeds deadly poison is a good idea.
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Quote from: Jetsquirrel on September 30, 2010, 09:54:32 am
"Strike the earth!"
"A section of the cavern has collapsed"
"Your fortress has crumbled to its end"
Yeah, in the future you probably shouldn't strike the earth quite so hard

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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2011, 05:21:39 pm »
When you start yelling names of random things and assembling Legendary Cat Bone mugs, with menacing spikes of denin.
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Quote from: Gizogin on March 07, 2012, 12:02:30 am
It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2011, 05:47:25 pm »
You know you're a dorf when you take your breaks exactly when you're needed.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2011, 08:00:47 pm »
You know you're a d

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Quote from: Gizogin on March 13, 2012, 07:32:22 pm
That would be as deadly to the wielder as to anyone else!  You'd sever your own arm at the first swing!  It's perfect!

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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2011, 08:08:09 pm »
You know you're a dwarf when...

You think digging away the support for the square you're standing on is a Good IdeaTM
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2011, 08:15:57 pm »
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2011, 02:19:59 am »
...you attack trees with a hatred.
...assaults on your underlings brighten your day.
...when you weaponize chickens.
...can burn the world, summon hell, but still have to stop and pet the fuzzy wamblers.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2011, 02:50:22 am »
You run when you see a butterfly!
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2011, 03:52:48 am »
...if you break your foot, you are a life-long cripple, but if you lose an arm, you have a drink and get back to work.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2011, 04:01:20 am »
You know you're a dwarf when you consider sobriety to be a serious medical condition.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2011, 09:31:22 am »
When at the first sign of trouble is spotted, your unit is told to engage the enemy which has sprung from ambush in front of you, you're not the only one who drops all protective gear and weaponry previously held to charge in with fists swinging.
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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2011, 11:26:48 am »
When you, Competent Liar, and your friend, Adequate Student, believe it's a good idea to leave the civilized capital and join some lost town in what you're completely aware is haunted desert.

Quote from: Darvi on March 18, 2011, 05:47:25 pm
You know you're a dorf when you take your breaks exactly when you're needed.
Nah, that would also be many coworkers that are otherwise quite undwarfy.
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I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears that your Dwarves are all in fact elephants.

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Re: You know you're a dwarf when...
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2011, 11:39:16 am »
Quote from: Darvi on March 18, 2011, 05:47:25 pm
You know you're a dorf when you take your breaks exactly when you're needed.
Similar to this one:
You know you're a dorf when you party when you need to do work.
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