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The Daily Fortress
« on: May 20, 2007, 09:07:00 am »

Artwork defaced! Miner says he was posessed!

Caravan guard goes mad, kills the rest of the caravan! Runs away after seeing fortress guards!

Dwarf posessed! Woke up saying "Must kill! Must kill!" says bestfriend killed 130 injured 15! did not harm bestfriend!

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Re: The Daily Fortress
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2007, 10:22:00 am »

You missed...

Elvern eco terrorists strike again! In this incident the vicious elves attacked a wave of immigrants in the worst attack to date. Local spokesdwarf issued the following statement: "We are so glad that we don't need to feed any more mouths. We really need to thank these elves,"

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Dwarven crusade successful?

Recently several dwarves known as the "Murdercakes" have gone to war against the forts most vile enemy. These brave dwarves unfortunatly suffered heavy lossess in their battle with the elephant menace and although succeding in their attempt they question whether it was worth the loss. Among the dead is Obold the famed stonemason... His brother Obold is currently burying the body. The one upside to all this is that the fort is now free of elephants, for now......

[ May 22, 2007: Message edited by: Pnx ]

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Re: The Daily Fortress
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2007, 07:59:00 am »

World destroyed!?
Yesterday The Ageless Etrtnal Planes got destoyed only a few members of each race survived by going into escape pods one survivor says "There was a message in the sky, it read Inflate Error -3 and a loud sound then a big white arrow with a black border moved to another mesage in the sky it read "Recycle Bin" Then my fellow miner died a very horrible death and another message in the sky " Tun Oggredon 89% "
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