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noah22223

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"Don't talk to me"
« on: March 19, 2011, 02:05:47 am »
So, whats the problem? Just because I slaughtered an entire town and survived a night alone with bogeymen by chopping off all there heads makes me a bad person?

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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
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noah22223

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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2011, 02:27:31 am »
An update on this guys BADASSERY:
He has solo'd a fortress while stark naked, he has destroyed a kobold camp, He bats arrows out of the air, He has no shield, yet has never been hit with an arrow, He dual wields iron swords and generally stabs things to death, with the random decapitation every now and then, he carries with him almost no scars, He has little armor, if any, And, all in all, Must be Cacame's lost human brother.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2011, 08:32:51 am »
Welcome to adventure mode. Prepare to see how skilled men are much stronger than those with no skills. Also expect to die to a random chicken ripping out your throat.
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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2011, 09:24:13 am »
Quote from: noah22223 on March 19, 2011, 02:05:47 am
So, whats the problem? Just because I slaughtered an entire town and survived a night alone with bogeymen by chopping off all there heads makes me a bad person?

 :'(

Yes, slaughtering a whole town for a stupid reason makes your adventurer evil.
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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2011, 10:02:44 am »
You are killing LIVING THINGS, you jerk.
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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2011, 10:15:47 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on March 19, 2011, 10:02:44 am
You are killing LIVING THINGS, you jerk.
But their heads are so fun to splatter!
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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2011, 11:32:38 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on March 19, 2011, 10:02:44 am
You are killing LIVING THINGS, you jerk.
Well, yes, unless he's splattering zombies. What else is there to kill?
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noah22223

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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2011, 01:37:55 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on March 19, 2011, 10:15:47 am
Quote from: jaxy15 on March 19, 2011, 10:02:44 am
You are killing LIVING THINGS, you jerk.
But their heads are so fun to splatter!

He's right! Its so fun to watch them writhe in pain while I stab them over and over...
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2011, 01:42:40 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on March 19, 2011, 10:02:44 am
You are killing LIVING THINGS, you jerk you hero!
Fix'd
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2011, 03:27:30 pm »
Either this guy has a serious issue of moral myopia, either he's trolling...

Look, if you kill people of a civilization, it seems OBVIOUS the other people of this civilization will hate you. Because in YOUR eyes, you adventurer is a hero, but in THEIR eyes, you're just a murderer that wants the death of their civilization. Do not be surprised if they will not talk to you.

Badassery doesn't have anything with it, if you kill humans without any sound reason, you're a murderer.

I am not saying you not to do it, just not to be surprised at the obvious.
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noah22223

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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2011, 05:06:20 pm »
Quote from: Naryar on March 19, 2011, 03:27:30 pm
Either this guy has a serious issue of moral myopia, either he's trolling...

Look, if you kill people of a civilization, it seems OBVIOUS the other people of this civilization will hate you. Because in YOUR eyes, you adventurer is a hero, but in THEIR eyes, you're just a murderer that wants the death of their civilization. Do not be surprised if they will not talk to you.

Badassery doesn't have anything with it, if you kill humans without any sound reason, you're a murderer.

I am not saying you not to do it, just not to be surprised at the obvious.

Im not a troll, mate. And you need to get a sense of humor.

Also, "Either this guy has a serious issue with moral myopia, either he's trolling..." Two eithers in one sentence. Improper grammar.
One last thing, I was tasked to kill a pig demon. The pig demon was there law-giver. I killed him. I was mobbed. I killed them all. I went back to the warlord, and he said 'Don't talk to me.' in red text. Seeing as im a newbie, I did not understand why he wouldn't accept my quest. So, I asked.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2011, 08:22:09 pm »
Grammar nitpicking, are we?
Okay, I'll throw my hat in this ring.
Quote from: noah22223 on March 19, 2011, 05:06:20 pm
I'm not a troll, mate. And you need to get a sense of humor. (Sentence fragment)

Also, "Either this guy has a serious issue with moral myopia, either he's trolling..." Two eithers in one sentence. Improper grammar.
One last thing, I was tasked to kill a pig demon. The pig demon was their law-giver. I killed him. I was mobbed. I killed them all. I went back to the warlord, and he said 'Don't talk to me.' in red text. Seeing as I'm a newbie, I did not understand why he wouldn't accept my quest. So, I asked.

Can we move on, please?
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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2011, 08:26:37 pm »
Quote from: Jay on March 19, 2011, 08:22:09 pm
Grammar nitpicking, are we?
Okay, I'll throw my hat in this ring.
Quote from: noah22223 on March 19, 2011, 05:06:20 pm
I'm not a troll, mate. And you need to get a sense of humor. (Sentence fragment)

Also, "Either this guy has a serious issue with moral myopia, either he's trolling..." Two eithers in one sentence. Improper grammar.
One last thing, I was tasked to kill a pig demon. The pig demon was their law-giver. I killed him. I was mobbed. I killed them all. I went back to the warlord, and he said 'Don't talk to me.' in red text. Seeing as I'm a newbie, I did not understand why he wouldn't accept my quest. So, I asked.

Can we move on, please?
Nice catch.
:)
Either way, this adventurer got his faced smashed in by a bogeyman, so...
CASE CLOSED.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2011, 06:18:45 pm »
You should probably lock this thread.
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Re: "Don't talk to me"
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2011, 11:19:52 pm »
I think you should leave it open so that peopel can troll each other over spelling and grammer some more.
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