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[MickEfinn]

I had a child go fey, and demanded something hard to come by on a Glacier map, shell.

I did what I could, sacrificing a precious piece of wood to make an animal trap.  Only to be robbed several times.

The child went insane, Berserk in fact. So the whole fortress ground to a halt as this 8-year old, frothing at the mouth, chased this peasant willy-nilly. Only to be put down by an axedwarf.

The moral of the story; Stay in school kids! You may think you are old enough with that fuzz on your chin, but the real world is menacing with spikes, and doesn't play fair.

That, and losing is fun.  

[Narushima]

And in school, you would've learned that lobsters and turtles don't live on glacier maps !