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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 175161 times)

Rose

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence: Ragnarok Does It Again
« Reply #1245 on: October 02, 2011, 06:50:36 pm »

Piss off the golem.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence: Ragnarok Does It Again
« Reply #1246 on: October 02, 2011, 07:06:27 pm »

Find that golem. Kill it.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence: Ragnarok Does It Again
« Reply #1247 on: October 02, 2011, 07:20:42 pm »

Introduce the golem to mah big boomstick. From the top of the tower as it is an  artillery unit.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence: Ragnarok Does It Again
« Reply #1248 on: October 03, 2011, 07:01:57 pm »

Sigh. Return dagger, pay the damn fine.
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A slight smell of ions.....


... "My student guidance counselor said my personality test results came back, and my ideal career is as a brigand because I love hurting people and stealing stuff, with a Life Goal of killing 3 or 4 adventurers" ...

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence: Ragnarok Does It Again
« Reply #1249 on: October 04, 2011, 08:47:31 am »

Just beat Portal 2 last night. Got some ideas for Netland.
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Go check that thing out, hiding almost unseen, ready to spew shit at it.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence: Ragnarok Does It Again
« Reply #1250 on: October 04, 2011, 05:25:07 pm »

Derm: Become recurring NPC antagonist.
Rag: Unconciously draw in magic to fill the void currently in my mana bar. Continue this even after it is full.
Japa: Piss off the golem.
Dragonshardz: Find that golem. Kill it.
Kisame: Introduce the golem to mah big boomstick. From the top of the tower as it is an  artillery unit.
01101: Sigh. Return dagger, pay the damn fine.
TolyK: Go check that thing out, hiding almost unseen, ready to spew shit at it.

Derm:

NPC? Aww.

Rag: 6

You absorb some majika.

Japa & Shardz & Kisame & Toly:

You take up positions and prepare to open fire on the golem.

01101: 1

You put the dagger back.

"YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!"

The guard wings a spell at you. He misses, but you can feel that if he hit you, you'd be damaged.

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The golem stands about sixty feet tall, with gigantic red flaming eyes. Its body is very unadorned and uncarved, just a gigantic mass of moving fired clay with crude arms and legs. It has the familiar swastika & clover symbol emblazoned on its chest.

Kisame fires first. He launches a barrel off of the top of the tower.

Roll to aim: 5-1=4

You hit the golem in the kneecap.

Roll for damage: 5

A few tiny, barely visible cracks appear where the barrel hit.

Japa flies down and aims for the place where the crack has been started.

Roll for damage: 4

Japa widens the cracks significantly with her brass knuckles.

Toly, having nothing in the stuffthrower and figuring WP shells aren't going to do much against fifty tons of clay, fires a few melonium shots at the golem. They do no damage.

Dragonshardz blasts fruitlessly at the golem with his laser rifle. It'd probably do damage if you could hit the same spot over and over again, but your rifle doesn't have that kind of accuracy.

Fuzzy aims at the cracked kneecap with his EAGLE:

Roll to aim: 2

He misses, hitting the golem in the thigh and doing no damage.

Action Lamp takes aim:

Roll to aim: 4

He hits the golem square in the cracked kneecap.

Roll for damage: 6

He holds the beam for two seconds, heating up the clay red-hot. The cracks widen significantly.

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Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)




Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

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Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)


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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1251 on: October 04, 2011, 05:50:40 pm »

Can I post actions now, or do I wait until people go to the first floor/etc?
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1252 on: October 04, 2011, 06:23:59 pm »

What sort of spell was that he threw? Also, just the one so far?

Grab the dagger again, and flit behind a corner or a pillar, forcing the guard to approach me to continue his attack. ready one tube of alien epoxy, for use upon the guard. Follow up with an electrical stunning attack to screw up his casting.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1253 on: October 04, 2011, 07:12:58 pm »

Attach cannon to shoulder and make a kickstand for it to negate massive recoil.

Maxim number 34: If your leaving scorch marks, you need a bigger gun.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1254 on: October 05, 2011, 12:05:13 am »

"This is not working." Find a bigger gun.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1255 on: October 05, 2011, 12:12:13 am »

Try to widen the crack enough to slip inside.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1256 on: October 05, 2011, 12:07:26 pm »

Didn't I have gas in mah flamethower?
Anyways...
Find stuff lying around, make into contraption of death and destruction.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1257 on: October 05, 2011, 04:07:39 pm »

Absorb all of the 'Majika' in the entire damn academy and turn it into a gravity well at the exact center of the golem.
"Resist THIS, MOTHERFUCKER."
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1258 on: October 05, 2011, 04:53:25 pm »

THINK ABOUT THIS RAG. You are creating a black hole inside the golem. It could and very well might implode in our collective face. Goddamn man have you learned NOTHING from the last time you tried throwing around giant spells? No?
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1259 on: October 05, 2011, 05:12:11 pm »

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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.
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