Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence (Read 177613 times)

Rentorian · « **Reply #1695 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:17:48 am »

Lend dragonshardz the grueslayer for a bit, he needs its healing enchantment more right now. After that try and help out the people that landed head first. Organics are always so fragile.

kisame12794 · « **Reply #1696 on:** December 13, 2011, 12:15:04 pm »

Rag no. Just no. If you fail you could cause the limb to "cease to exist". We do not want that.

ragnarok97071 · « **Reply #1697 on:** December 13, 2011, 04:38:32 pm »

XDD fine, fine, I'll try to work on the running out of mana problem.

Figure out how to make an epic-sized mana battery so that awesome spells don't knock me unconscious. The staff should do, I guess, to be modified to work like that... Also look up the staff's page in the Guide.

Schilcote · « **Reply #1698 on:** December 14, 2011, 06:02:48 pm »

Fuzzy: Be less unconscious.
Kisame: Scan for any life forms aside from the party.
Shardz: Stand up as soon as my leg stops being broken.
Sinpwn: Propel myself back to consciousness through sheer rage, then yell at rag for art defacement.
TolyK: Make a gauss rifle.
Japa: Train sword throwing
Rent: Lend dragonshardz the grueslayer for a bit, he needs its healing enchantment more right now. After that try and help out the people that landed head first. Organics are always so fragile.
Rag: Figure out how to make an epic-sized mana battery so that awesome spells don't knock me unconscious. The staff should do, I guess, to be modified to work like that... Also look up the staff's page in the Guide.

Fuzzy: 5

You wake uowwwwwwwww

"Don't move. Just let the stimpak work for another minute."

Kisame:

You get up on a little hill and loo[k] for anything out of the ordinary. Besides two-legged rhino lizards and fluffy wamblers, you also see a massive wierd looking... organic thing, fighting some sort of one-eyed white birdlike robot.

Roll to attack: 3

The bird-like robot swipes at the beast with its talons. It scratches the monster severely.

Roll to attack: 3

The creature then punches the robot, sending it into the air. It recovers before it hits the ground.

Shardz:

You feel the stimmy goodness filling your leg and mending it. You stand up. Mirata takes the brace off.

Sinpwn: 2

You remain unconcious.

TolyK: 6

You notice some little bits of scrap on the ground, and use them as rods for your coilgun. You also use the source engine from the fallen dropship as a power source.

Japa:

You throw your sword at Ragnarok, barely missing him on purpose.

You then train some more at telekinetic swordswomanship.

Rent:

You give Shardz Grueslayer's sheath until his leg heals. You then give it to Fuzzy.

Rag: 2

Unfortunately, you don't have anything to make it out of. Ah well.

You look up the staff in the Enclosed Instruction Book. It shows you this.

Statuses:

Spoiler: FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Ragnarok97071: Black Mage (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Japa: Super-Strong Telekinetic Mutant (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dragonshardz: Brotherhood Of Steel Outcast (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: 01101: Electro-spatial Phenomenon (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rentorian: HUcast (click to show/hide)

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: George: TOAST Industries "Orwell" Facility Control AI (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Mirata: Lone Wanderer (click to show/hide)

Sinpwn · « **Reply #1699 on:** December 14, 2011, 07:17:39 pm »

Attempt to separate my conciousness from my body.

kisame12794 · « **Reply #1700 on:** December 14, 2011, 07:39:09 pm »

ROBOT CHICKEN.
Continue spectating. If the battle ends then watch the victor closely. If it is hostile introduce it to a flying barrel. That explodes.

Rose · « **Reply #1701 on:** December 14, 2011, 07:52:00 pm »

Quote from: kisame12794 on December 14, 2011, 07:39:09 pm

ROBOT CHICKEN.
Continue spectating. If the battle ends then watch the victor closely. If it is hostile introduce it to a flying sword. That keeps flying.

FuzzyZergling · « **Reply #1702 on:** December 14, 2011, 08:54:40 pm »

((Stats shows me as still unconscious.))

Wait for neck to heal, then Doll up the schematic in paper form.
If it feels like I'm going to pass out again, stop.

ragnarok97071 · « **Reply #1703 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:27:44 pm »

Hmm... TESTING TIME. FOR !!MAGIC!!

Shoot the chicken with the Staff of Sheogorath, to see what happens.

TolyK · « **Reply #1704 on:** December 14, 2011, 11:05:56 pm »

Find nails and other ferromagnetic objects.

dragonshardz · « **Reply #1705 on:** December 15, 2011, 01:50:48 am »

Spectate. If the victor is hostile, kill it.

Rentorian · « **Reply #1706 on:** December 15, 2011, 10:06:12 am »

Make a lawn chair from the wreckage, sit down in it to watch the fight.
Lament the fact that I can't eat popcorn to complete the experience.

Schilcote · « **Reply #1707 on:** December 15, 2011, 06:48:06 pm »

Sinpwn: Attempt to separate my conciousness from my body.
Kisame: Continue spectating. If the battle ends then watch the victor closely. If it is hostile introduce it to a flying barrel. That explodes.
Japa: Continue spectating. If the battle ends then watch the victor closely. If it is hostile introduce it to a flying sword. That keeps flying.
Fuzzy: Wait for neck to heal, then Doll up the schematic in paper form.
Rag: Shoot the chicken with the Staff of Sheogorath, to see what happens.
Toly: Find nails and other ferromagnetic objects.
Shardz: Spectate. If the victor is hostile, kill it.
Rent: Make a lawn chair from the wreckage, sit down in it to watch the fight.

Sinpwn: 5

You astrally project.

You are floating a few feet above where your unconcious form is laying.

Fuzzy: 1

You attempt to create a paper miniature of the machine. It catches on fire. The fire spreads to the grass on the ground, which is burning quite rapidly.

TolyK: 5

You find two boxes of roofing nails. Perfect.

Rag:

Nothing happens. Something must be wrong with the staff's power source.

Text:

The party except for Sinpwn, Fuzzy, and Toly watch the fight between the robot and the walking tumor.

The robot takes another swipe at the monster.

Roll to attack: 4

The claw hits the monster in the throat, and it begins bleeding severely.

The monster hits back.

Roll to attack: 4

It punches the robot to the ground. It attacks with its other fist...

Roll to attack: 2

... but the robot rolls out of the way and stands back up. It attacks again with its claws.

Roll to attack: 5

It kicks the beast in the head, impaling it. Amazingly, the monster keeps fighting.

Roll to attack: 5

It grabs the robot's leg and rips it off. The robot falls over and the beast punches it repeatedly until it finally makes a last squalking noise and its single red eye goes dark.

The beast roars triumphantly, and then notices the party. Kisame launches a barrel at it.

Roll to aim: 5

The barrel hits the beast square in the head. It stumbles.

Japa throws her sword at it. It flies fast and true, powered by telekineis.

Roll for damage: 1

The monster smacks it out of the way, and charges at the party.

It takes a swing at Kisame.

Roll for damage: 6

The monster hits Kisame square in the chest, sending him flying. He hits the ground with a nasty crunch.

"God damnnit, I just got done fixing everyone!" Mirata yells. She pulls out Vengance and begins blasting away at the beast.

Roll for damage: 1

The repeated laser blasts do some damage, but not enough before Mirata runs out of ammo.

Suddenly, the ground beneath the monster begins to open...

The sinkhole opens up quickly, and everyone falls in, including the unconcious Sinpwn.

You fall for a few seconds in the dark, picking up speed quickly before you begin to see lights. Suddenly, a massive cavern appears before you, full of strange buildings with the words "Aperture Laboratories" on them, and a symbol like a camera shutter.

You continue falling.

Statuses: