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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 175225 times)

Sinpwn

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1710 on: December 15, 2011, 11:32:59 pm »

Posess the tumor and angle it under my actual body.
Let's hope this thing is squishy.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1711 on: December 15, 2011, 11:47:14 pm »

Use Aeroga to cushion the party's fall as they hit the ground, and... Hmm... Tumor=Biological... KILL IT WITH FIRAGA.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2011, 10:42:11 pm by ragnarok97071 »
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1712 on: December 16, 2011, 02:46:43 am »

Have faith in Maxim #11. Also Maxim #37. Open fire on the tumor. Reload. Repeat. Hope to God that I don't die when/if we land.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1713 on: December 16, 2011, 10:04:37 am »

I have gauss ammo now :P
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applyForce() everyone who needs it from falling. Including me.

Time to make a portal gun from scratch :P
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1714 on: December 16, 2011, 04:35:39 pm »

Shoot the tumor, if it's close enough to me also cut it up with my sword.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1715 on: December 18, 2011, 08:45:49 am »

Sorry about the lack of turns lately. Will probably write one when I get back from what I'm doing next.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1716 on: December 21, 2011, 02:54:52 pm »

Yeah, about that turn...
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1717 on: December 21, 2011, 03:15:50 pm »

NEEDS MOAR TURN.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1718 on: December 23, 2011, 05:01:23 am »

Fuzzy: Quickly pop a mentat and Doll' up a jetpack before hitting the ground.
Kisame: Learn to fly.
Sinpwn: Posess the tumor and angle it under my actual body.
Ragnarok: Use Aeroga to cushion the party's fall as they hit the ground, and... Hmm... Tumor=Biological... KILL IT WITH FIRAGA.
Shardz: Open fire on the tumor. Reload. Repeat.
TolyK: applyForce() everyone who needs it from falling. Including me.
Rent: Shoot the tumor, if it's close enough to me also cut it up with my sword.

Fuzzy: 4

You swallow a box of Mentats and try to create a jetpack. You get a device that looks about right, with two yellow fuel canisters on the back.

You put it on.

Kisame:

Stop it.

You attack the monster with your barrel launcher while falling.

Roll to aim: 5-1=4

You hit it and send it flying away. The recoil from your launcher also sends you rocketing away from the party, but Japa brings you back.

Ragnarok: 5

You fireball the monster as it flies away from the party.

Shardz:

You decide it's probably not your problem anymore.

TolyK:

You tell George to slow your fall once the ground comes in sight. Don't want to wait too long.

Rent:

It's gone.

Text:

Suddenly, time stops. A white doorway appears in thin air. A man steps out of it. He is wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase.

He speaks, changing his intonation and putting emphasis and pauses in all the wrong places. "Perhaps this is an inopportune time, gentelmen, but my... employers wish me to intervene at this juncture. I have in my posession one very important data diskette, and I have been instructed to give it to one of you."

He hands TolyK a black 3 1/2 inch floppy diskette labeled "Caroline".

"When you find GLaDOS, insert this data into her primary memory array. Goodbye, gentelmen, and have a nice... fall."

You resume falling for another minute or two.

Soon, the ground below appears. Rag uses air magic to slow the party's descent and you all land safely.

You are standing on a floor of black panels. There is a door here labeled "GLaDOS Subprocessor #1".


Statuses:




Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)




Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rentorian: HUcast (click to show/hide)

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Mirata: Lone Wanderer (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 23, 2011, 10:29:17 am by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1719 on: December 23, 2011, 06:50:28 am »

(note: update my inventory with the diskette and the nails for the gauss :P)
"Alright folks, lets spread out. Who here knows any shit about IT other than me?"
Look around, follow wires. If you see red beams hide :P
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Rose

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1720 on: December 23, 2011, 07:06:04 am »

Explore
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1721 on: December 23, 2011, 07:48:51 am »

Slice through the door in a suitably dramatic way. That is, if it's locked. Otherwise, simply walk through in a dramatic way.
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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1722 on: December 23, 2011, 10:56:17 am »

TolyK: Look around, follow wires.
Japa: Explore
sinpwn: Slice through the door in a suitably dramatic way. That is, if it's locked. Otherwise, simply walk through in a dramatic way.

TolyK: 5

You find no exposed wires, so you follow Sinpwn instead.

Japa:

http://grooveshark.com/#/s/Explore/3Nrqb3?src=5

The room is small, and there are, oddly, no other exits. You wonder why there is no ceiling.

Sinpwn:

You bust down the door, not considering its lock status, and strum a dramatic chord on your powerlute.

The room contains a few large computers and some old-looking screens. There is a large red button on a console opposite the door, labeled "GLaDOS Alternate Startup Switch #1"

Statuses:




Spoiler: Kisame12794: Dorf (click to show/hide)




Spoiler: Sinpwn: Defiant Bärd (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rentorian: HUcast (click to show/hide)

Party TOAST Credits: 1,800 TC.

NPCs:

Spoiler: Action Lamp: Lamp (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Mirata: Lone Wanderer (click to show/hide)

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INITIATING PROCEDURE: MAKE UP FOR LONG-ASS HIATUS BY SPAMMING TURNS
PROCEDURE INITIATED
« Last Edit: December 23, 2011, 10:58:48 am by Schilcote »
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1723 on: December 23, 2011, 11:01:39 am »

Go up. Find a ceiling so I have something to stand on. Walls and floors are for posers.
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Sinpwn

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Re: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence
« Reply #1724 on: December 23, 2011, 12:26:52 pm »

Give into my weakness for pressing shiny red buttons.
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