We're back in the dungeon, ain't we? Yes.. I can see piles of duergar bodies in the corridor behind us, lying sliced to pieces in pools of their own blood.Sleep-O
: Sleep-O happy!
I bet you are, after all you like that.. Sigh.. Alright, where to go. Wait, is it a tree that i see to the right?! Investigation time!
These ARE trees! Only powerful magic can keep them alive underground, when there is no sun. If not for the glass jars i would gladly take this place for myself. Wait, what are these..
Half-naked, plant-covered sluts! I'm not going to talk with them! I don't like women that walk around nude! Females should treat their bodies like temples, not marketplaces or inn's. Although i must say that i don't mind prostitutes. Most of them have tough enough lives to be forced into this. Prostitute is a job, slut is a character type. The current gov.. go... uuh.. headache...
What the hell are these.. No matter, we'll go AROUND them! It's the only way to be safe. I've had a dream like that before, a half-tree half-woman gouged out my eyeballs and.. no.. stop thinking about it! Snap out of it! Pies, think about pies!
..Is THAT a pie i see, in the chamber ahead!?
IT IS! On the table! Maybe this day isn't so bad after all! I'll leave it for later.