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Author Topic: [ISG] Border Guard  (Read 35069 times)

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[ISG] Border Guard
« on: April 05, 2011, 11:03:51 pm »

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You are a border guard stationed at a distant outpost on the border between two distant warring nations. You are supposed to secure the perimeter against suspicious travelers and keep a lookout for signs of invasion but nobody ever really comes out this way. Despite the high military tension, things have been pretty quiet.

Your guard tower is nearby. A rock is here.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 11:05:27 pm »

The rock is obviously an illegal immigrant. Question it.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2011, 11:08:43 pm »

After questioning the rock, stab it with your spear for good measure.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2011, 11:21:47 pm »

Don't stab the poor thing. But do take it in for questioning.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2011, 11:22:12 pm »

Then deport the rock back over the border.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2011, 11:27:19 pm »

The rock is obviously an illegal immigrant. Question it.



You question the interloper at spearpoint. It plays dumb. The innocent game, huh? Not buying it. Everyone's guilty of something, bub.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2011, 11:28:31 pm »

Look under the rock for contraband.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2011, 11:29:10 pm »

Deport the rock then go back to look out.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2011, 11:29:41 pm »

Throw it in the rack! alternatively, the brazier
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2011, 11:34:32 pm »

Take rock back to tower and interrogate on what does Marsellus Wallace look like.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2011, 11:40:09 pm »

Name rock "The Rock" and make pointed remarks about its return to professional wrestling, The Tooth Fairy and the failure of The Scorpion King.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2011, 11:53:27 pm »

Name the rock "rock," keep him as a pet.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2011, 12:13:34 am »

Deport the rock



You successfully deport the rock. Nobody's sneaking in here on your watch.

You are a bit concerned about going off-shift while such a dangerous spy is nearby, though.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2011, 12:21:14 am »

That's it, he can't be allowed to live.
The spy must be summarily taken into custody and executed.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2011, 12:23:06 am »

Just keep an eye on it, it will not pass the border as long as you stand there, looking at it.
No need to waste energy killing the thing.

(Also, yaay! another.. err.. adventure.. thing.. by you!)
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