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Author Topic: [ISG] Border Guard  (Read 54318 times)

Aklyon

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #45 on: April 06, 2011, 05:53:16 pm »

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #46 on: April 06, 2011, 09:01:09 pm »

Scratch border marks around the spider rock so you can kill it without leaving the country.



You turn around. There doesn't seem to be a spider here. But that rock sure is awfully close to the border line.



You carefully etch out a small extension of the border to include the rock on your side...



...Then proceed to wallop it away.

EXPATRIATION IS SERVED

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #47 on: April 06, 2011, 09:02:35 pm »

Now redraw the borders to make it look like nothing happened.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #48 on: April 06, 2011, 09:02:49 pm »

Report to superior about the attempted border crossings.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #49 on: April 06, 2011, 09:03:10 pm »

Now redraw the borders to make it look like nothing happened.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #50 on: April 06, 2011, 09:05:44 pm »

Now redraw the borders to make it look like nothing happened.
This.

Yeah, it is probably the best thing to do first.
Then.. Proceed to draw random stuff on the ground out of boredom.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2011, 09:08:18 pm »

Redraw border into childish insults.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #52 on: April 06, 2011, 09:08:47 pm »

Draw random pictures using the borderline.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #53 on: April 06, 2011, 09:15:22 pm »

Now redraw the borders to make it look like nothing happened.



A job well done! You are pretty pleased with yourself.

Draw random pictures using the borderline.



You proceed to turn one of the border markers into a majestic horse named Rufus. He is a good horse and the best friend you have ever had.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #54 on: April 06, 2011, 09:17:16 pm »

Head back to the guardhouse, It's time for you to go off duty.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #55 on: April 06, 2011, 09:19:24 pm »

Take Rufus with you.
Ponder how long you've been a border guard.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2011, 09:22:27 pm »

Head back to the guardhouse, It's time for you to go off duty.
This.

Take Rufus with you.
How? He's just a drawing on the ground.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2011, 09:23:58 pm »

You're back! Back to the guardhouse, you must consume all the salted pork in order to secure the border.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #58 on: April 06, 2011, 09:28:56 pm »

Head back to the guardhouse, It's time for you to go off duty.

Ponder what to do while off duty.
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Aklyon

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #59 on: April 06, 2011, 09:29:42 pm »

Head back to the guardhouse, It's time for you to go off duty.
This.

Take Rufus with you.
How? He's just a drawing on the ground.
We can take the borderpiece with us, they won't notice a hole in the border, will they?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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