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Author Topic: [ISG] Border Guard  (Read 62857 times)

Taricus

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #390 on: April 20, 2011, 03:56:12 am »
Tackle!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #391 on: April 20, 2011, 08:25:50 am »
Tackle that shit up.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #392 on: April 20, 2011, 08:53:48 am »
Cheat by stabbing it with your spear while you are at it.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #393 on: April 20, 2011, 09:04:59 am »
Screw battle scenes. Just stab the wizard with your spear.

Cave Story reference :>
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #394 on: April 20, 2011, 10:01:20 am »
Write up an incident report on the wizard for cruelty to animals.  Goats don`t deserve to get all scratched up because they bleat!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #395 on: April 20, 2011, 10:15:45 am »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on April 20, 2011, 10:01:20 am
Write up an incident report on the wizard for cruelty to animals.  Goats don`t deserve to get all scratched up because they bleat!
Is the mimiga an animal? If so I think we should write it up on the mimiga. If it's an animal, it's nature at work! 0D
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #396 on: April 20, 2011, 12:26:04 pm »
Quote from: Demonsul on April 20, 2011, 09:04:59 am
Screw battle scenes. Just stab the wizard with your spear.

Cave Story reference :>
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #397 on: April 20, 2011, 01:23:18 pm »
Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on April 20, 2011, 10:15:45 am
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on April 20, 2011, 10:01:20 am
Write up an incident report on the wizard for cruelty to animals.  Goats don`t deserve to get all scratched up because they bleat!
Is the mimiga an animal? If so I think we should write it up on the mimiga. If it's an animal, it's nature at work! 0D

WE SHALL ARREST NATURE!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #398 on: April 20, 2011, 01:24:23 pm »
Find some pretty red flowers, force feed them to the mimiga.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #399 on: April 20, 2011, 03:39:54 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on April 20, 2011, 01:23:18 pm
WE SHALL ARREST NATURE!
Like we have anything better to do.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #400 on: April 21, 2011, 04:07:31 am »


You've had enough of this ridiculous cockfight. You advance towards the wizard, brandishing your spear.



The wizard utters ancient words of Power in a long dead language forgotten to all but the most esoteric of scholars, calling upon otherworldly forces that Man was not meant to understand. Your spear is transmuted into a baguette.



You decide that fair play is more important than winning. You're still planning to win, of course.
GOAT used TACKLE!



MIMIGA used GLARE! GOAT's attack fell!
Your enemy retaliates with a highly unnerving ogle. Well, at least it's not pummeling your precious goat.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #401 on: April 21, 2011, 04:22:49 am »
Give Baguette to goat.

The wizard in the second panel is epic :D
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #402 on: April 21, 2011, 04:24:14 am »
How does he think giving you a even stronger weapon will help him?

Slay him with your baguette.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #403 on: April 21, 2011, 04:26:24 am »
Grab the wizard by the balls. And toss one over the mountain range.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #404 on: April 21, 2011, 11:47:17 am »
Quote from: Criptfeind on April 21, 2011, 04:24:14 am
How does he think giving you a even stronger weapon will help him?

Slay him with your baguette.

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