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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11235 on: October 29, 2021, 03:21:18 am »

Just wait for our Independence Day (11th Nov) and watch a threesome between neo-Nazi nationalists and rainbow bigots with fighting feminists, banging together with police forces. It will be fun, as usual, year by year.

Our nice, national a-Pole-calipse.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11236 on: November 01, 2021, 05:36:35 am »

...watch a threesome between neo-Nazi nationalists and rainbow bigots with fighting feminists
Sounds like a dodgy night in Soho

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11237 on: November 07, 2021, 05:37:31 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11238 on: November 08, 2021, 04:36:33 pm »

Bad news for the climate.
The French Supreme court ruled that 'windmill syndrome' is real (despite the medical world disagreeing), and now the operator of a windmill field has to pay 128000 euros to a Belgian couple, for medical damages and decreased property value.

If this becomes precedent, there will be not a single energy company or investor that will still build windmills on land (at least not near habitation).

No one is going to reserve an extra 300 million euros when building a 5 million euro windpark, in case the 3000 villagers nextdoors decide to sue for damages.

The windmill park in question was already present when the couple bought a farm about a kilometer away from it. Then the forest between the windmills and the farm was cut down, and they started complaining about the noise, and blinding flashes of reflected sunlight. Eventually they moved out on doctor's advice.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11239 on: November 14, 2021, 05:47:57 am »

Ukraine's president Volodimir Zelenski has said that "Russia now has nearly 100000 soldiers at our borders", after receiving intel from western countries about Russian troop movements.

In response, the UK has put 600 paratroopers on high alert, ready to be flown in to the Ukraine on moment's notice.
Uk general and chief in command, Sir Nick Carter, has warned that the chance of violent confrontation between Russia and the West hasn't been this high since the Cold War ended.
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« Reply #11240 on: November 24, 2021, 03:51:27 pm »

Today Sweden got her first female state minister. Then we also got our first state minister who's had their governing budget rejected before they even had time to take office followed by our first female state minister resigning from the position after her coalition party the Environment Party quit the coalition government.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11241 on: November 24, 2021, 07:57:49 pm »

On the bright side, she set a new record for longest ruling Swedish female prime minister ever. 7 hours, yet unbeaten.

We are waiting for nearly a year since elections now over here in the Netherlands, for our own fallen government to be replaced with the new, same government, if only because a government that is already fallen can't be sent home. It seems demissionary status + corona crisis is a carte blanche to just pretend you're still in charge.
Our new government will quite likely not make it to the end of it's term before they're sent home, once they are finally done forming.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11242 on: November 25, 2021, 06:51:30 am »

Ukraine's president Volodimir Zelenski has said that "Russia now has nearly 100000 soldiers at our borders", after receiving intel from western countries about Russian troop movements.

In response, the UK has put 600 paratroopers on high alert, ready to be flown in to the Ukraine on moment's notice.
Uk general and chief in command, Sir Nick Carter, has warned that the chance of violent confrontation between Russia and the West hasn't been this high since the Cold War ended.
Good lord, imagine being one of the 600 paras expected to hold off 100,000 russians

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11244 on: November 29, 2021, 03:08:06 pm »

That's what they want you to believe
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11245 on: November 29, 2021, 04:52:36 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11246 on: November 30, 2021, 03:43:25 am »

Imagine not being pathos
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