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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638454 times)

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What Would Urist Do?
« on: April 22, 2011, 11:25:52 am »
Basically, the answer to the above poster what a Dwarf would do in the circumstance they provided, and provide one to the below user. For example:

User 1: What would Urist do if he was hungry and saw a kitten?
User 2: Shout "Dinner!"
What would a Dwarf do if he was told to mine the last piller holding up a mountain?
User 3: Destroy it, everything will work out fine.
What would a Dwarf do if...

You get the idea, so..
What would Urist do if his pet cat died?



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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 11:27:28 am »
Eat the dead cat.

What would Urist do if his family died?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 11:33:51 am »
Comment on how nice the dining room is.

What would urist do if her arms were cut off?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 12:18:36 pm »
Become a legendary kicker.

What would Urist do if the miner shattered his spine with a pick?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 01:09:36 pm »
Bite the miner to death.

What would Urist do if ordered to attack a caravan guard from the mountainhome?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 01:29:13 pm »
Interrupt everyone elses actions.

WWUD if his kids were going to be burned alive?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2011, 01:32:18 pm »
Open the magma lever !

WWUD if no booze was available ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2011, 01:35:24 pm »
Slam a nearby carpenter on the face with a granite throne while tantruming.

WWUD if he is shot by an elf (civilian Urist)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2011, 01:39:19 pm »
Get drowsy and go sleep.

WWUD if he were on fire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2011, 01:39:51 pm »
Visit the drink stockpile.

WWUD if he found an unclaimed !!SOCK!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2011, 01:43:18 pm »
Run, pick it up, place it into his Dresser (which becomes a !!DRESSER!!), then goes to Rest from being horribly burned.

WWUD if a Goblin party killed their leader on the front doorstep?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2011, 01:55:29 pm »
Quote from: Jeoshua on April 22, 2011, 01:43:18 pm
Run, pick it up, place it into his Dresser (which becomes a !!DRESSER!!), then goes to Rest from being horribly burned.

WWUD if a Goblin party killed their leader on the front doorstep?

Run for mayor and mandate the construction of rabbit bone crowns!

WWUD if drafted and ordered to invade hell?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2011, 02:01:32 pm »
Die in front of a blob of slade.

WWUD if he was a ghost?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2011, 02:07:12 pm »
die of old age

WWUD if he sees and annoying acquaintance?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2011, 02:13:14 pm »
Organize a party at a microcline well!

WWUD if she gave birth to twin baby twins?
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