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What Would Urist Do?

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Jacos:
Basically, the answer to the above poster what a Dwarf would do in the circumstance they provided, and provide one to the below user. For example:

User 1: What would Urist do if he was hungry and saw a kitten?
User 2: Shout "Dinner!"
What would a Dwarf do if he was told to mine the last piller holding up a mountain?
User 3: Destroy it, everything will work out fine.
What would a Dwarf do if...

You get the idea, so..
What would Urist do if his pet cat died?

Angel Of Death:
Eat the dead cat.

What would Urist do if his family died?

katana:
Comment on how nice the dining room is.

What would urist do if her arms were cut off?

Angel Of Death:
Become a legendary kicker.

What would Urist do if the miner shattered his spine with a pick?

NightS:
Bite the miner to death.

What would Urist do if ordered to attack a caravan guard from the mountainhome?

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