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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637155 times)

recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10020 on: May 24, 2020, 02:45:33 pm »
Urist Mcgelded cancels Pickup ☼cave spider silk sock☼: Handling Urist McTherapist

WW Urist McGelded do to handle the berserk Urist McTherapist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10021 on: May 24, 2020, 02:50:57 pm »
Urist McGelded punches Urist McTherapist in the nose and the injured part is crushed!
Urist McTherapist punches Urist McGelded in the nose and the injured part is crushed!

What would Urist McGelded do after crushing Urist McTherapist's nose and getting his own nose crushed in return?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10022 on: May 25, 2020, 04:44:17 am »
Bite off several of Uris McTherapist's fingers.

What Would Uris McTherapist do after having several fingers bitten of by McGelded?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10023 on: May 25, 2020, 05:18:21 am »
Urist McTherapist reminds him of that time he was rained on 5 years ago. Urist McGelded is stricken by melancholy.

WWUD with this superpower?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10024 on: May 25, 2020, 06:47:31 am »
Bring misery to the world!

What would the HFS do if Urist McTherapist stole their jobs?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10025 on: May 25, 2020, 03:20:57 pm »
The HFS collectively becomes enraged and sends many assassins after Urist McTherapist.

What would Urist McTherapist do while having assassins sent after him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10026 on: May 25, 2020, 05:17:30 pm »
Die of dehydration because he hasn't been drinking since he went insane.

Ww Goblin McAssassin do if his mark died before he ever got to them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10027 on: May 25, 2020, 07:07:17 pm »
Be annoyed at failing to do his job. Goblin McAssassin is dreading his return to his master.

What would Goblin McAssassin do after returning to his master?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10028 on: May 25, 2020, 11:21:06 pm »
Report... very, slowly, delaying as much as possible.

WW Demon McPlotter do upon receiving this report?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10029 on: May 25, 2020, 11:45:00 pm »
“It matters that he’s dead, not so much what killed him. You still want someone to kill? I think someone is plotting to betray and kill me. Figure out who this is and kill them”

WW Goblin McAssassin do after hearing this message?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10030 on: May 26, 2020, 12:09:06 am »
Consider the possibility that Demon McPlotter might be plotting to kill himself. Goblin McAssassin considers a plot to kill Demon McPlotter, then realizes he's also a part of the plot.

WW Goblin McAssassin do after learning he was part of the plot to kill Demon McPlotter?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10031 on: May 26, 2020, 04:05:59 am »
Kill himself because he was the assassin he was searching for the whole time.

What Would Demon McPlotter do when he finds out that Goblin McAssassin killed himself so he wouldn't assassinate his master?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10032 on: May 26, 2020, 11:21:01 am »
Wonder why Goblin McAssassin committed some sort of suicide.

What would Demon McPlotter do now?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10033 on: May 26, 2020, 01:39:32 pm »
Go relieve his boredom by torturing Urist McCaptured

What would Urist McCaptured do seeing Demon McPlotter heading towards his cell?
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Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10034 on: May 26, 2020, 03:16:23 pm »
Wait until Demon McPlotter got to his cell and gouge Demon McPlotter's eye.

WWUD after gouging Demon McPlotter's eye?
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