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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 459520 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10050 on: June 03, 2020, 04:32:15 am »

Be told to build a throne out of them.

What Would the goblins do after building a sock throne?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10051 on: June 03, 2020, 12:55:16 pm »

A few of the more individualistic goblins question their sanity.

What would the goblins' leader do after hearing of individualism in his/her/their/its subjects?

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10052 on: June 03, 2020, 03:37:31 pm »

Torture them to death, as is the custom.

Wwud after committing this heinous act he would never have done were he not losing as a demon?
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"THEN CAME TOBNOM, ASS-GOD".
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10053 on: June 03, 2020, 03:48:38 pm »

Remember that he’s surrounded by gobl9ns who will kill him if he slips up and reveals their leader’s death. Attempt to think more like a demon in order to blend in better

WWUD to better think like a demon?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10054 on: June 03, 2020, 03:56:19 pm »

Urist orders the construction of a childcare center and mermaid farm.

WWUD if the goblins decided that this was too evil and revolted?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10055 on: June 03, 2020, 05:43:47 pm »

Crack down on the goblins with the power of his demonic possession.

WWUD after cracking down on the goblins and reevaluating his life choices?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10056 on: June 04, 2020, 03:50:10 am »

Mandate the production of more socks.

WWUD if the goblins refused to make more socks?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10057 on: June 04, 2020, 11:52:07 am »

Fly into a martial trance and beat the refusing goblins to death with the sock Urist happens to be wearing. You see, he wants more socks because he doesn't have enough socks for his feet.

WWUD after beating goblins?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10058 on: June 05, 2020, 01:26:12 am »

Get bored of pretending to be a demon, draw a face on the sock (using goblin blood) and possess the sock instead.

WWUD as a floating sock puppet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10059 on: June 05, 2020, 12:22:30 pm »

Float over to his home settlement and inadvertently terrify the dwarves there.

WWUD after inadvertently terrifying the dwarves in his home settlement?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10060 on: June 05, 2020, 04:57:46 pm »

Get memorialized.

Wwud with the sock puppet now that the ghost is gone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10061 on: June 05, 2020, 05:24:56 pm »

Urist feels pleasure due to a satisfying acquisition.

WWUD after acquiring the sock puppet?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10062 on: June 05, 2020, 06:47:01 pm »

Try talking to its face

WWUD if the sock puppet says the equivalents of “hello” in dwarf language, then goblin language, then demon language?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10063 on: June 05, 2020, 07:06:50 pm »

Stare at the sock puppet in confusion, as Urist doesn't understand Goblin or Demonic.

WWUD after staring at the sock puppet?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10064 on: June 05, 2020, 07:31:44 pm »

Ask the sock puppet to only use dwarf language

WWUD when he finds a dwarf and a sock puppet with a face having a conversation?
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