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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638123 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10065 on: June 06, 2020, 02:48:01 am »
Attack the dwarf and take the sock puppet as he needs it more than that dwarf.

WWUD after beating up the dwarf to take the talking sock puppet?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10066 on: June 06, 2020, 07:44:22 am »
Attempt to socialize with the sock puppet.

WWUD if the sock puppet remained silent?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10067 on: June 06, 2020, 10:30:13 am »
Throw a tantrum and clobber a visiting monster slayer.

WWUD after clobbering a visiting monster slayer?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10068 on: June 07, 2020, 04:16:30 am »
There is a moment of awkward silence as a stolen artifact slides out of the monster slayer's pocket during this beating, and goes clanking across the floor.

WWUD if his sock puppet was convicted of this theft?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10069 on: June 07, 2020, 05:08:47 am »
Take it to the hammerer so justice can happen.

WWUD when his hand was smashed while the sock puppet was receiving its hammer strikes?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10070 on: June 07, 2020, 11:18:42 am »
Yell in pain and accuse the hammerer of damaging his hand.

WWUD if the hammerer decided to hammer him for this accusation?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10071 on: June 07, 2020, 02:22:54 pm »
Sic the fortress guard on him

WW Urist McSheriff do if he saw Urist mcHammerer beating a dwarf with a sock on his hand?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10072 on: June 07, 2020, 02:59:01 pm »
Do nothing because the Hammerer is immune to justice.

WWUD if he was hammered to death and rose as ghostly dwarf with a ghostly sock puppet?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10073 on: June 07, 2020, 03:22:51 pm »
Haunt the hammerer.

What would Urist McHammerer do whilst being haunted by Urist McGhost?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10074 on: June 08, 2020, 03:07:35 am »
Be terrified then contact an exorcist.

What Would Urist McExorcist do about the ghostly dwarf with the ghostly sock puppet that was haunting the Hammerer?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10075 on: June 08, 2020, 09:08:10 am »
Have a slab engraved for the dwarf, but inform Urist McHammerer that ghostly sock puppets aren't in his contract.

WWUD if a ghostly sock puppet was haunting his fortress, floating in place menacingly?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10076 on: June 08, 2020, 11:58:51 am »
Slowly go insane from the nightmares it was causing. Pull The Lever in a panicked frenzy

WWUD if the ghostly sock puppet survived the death of the fortress, ate everyone's souls and demanded more?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10077 on: June 08, 2020, 03:08:17 pm »
Throw a tantrum and flee from the sock puppet in fright simultaneously.

WWUD after throwing a tantrum and running away at the same time?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10078 on: June 08, 2020, 03:23:16 pm »
Urist runs outside the destroyed fortress and feels a single raindrop fall on his head.
Urist has gone berserk!

WWUD while berserk and fighting a soul eating sock puppet?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10079 on: June 08, 2020, 05:14:13 pm »
Throw punches, kicks, scratches, and bites at it, none of which work due to the sock puppet being incorporeal.

WWUD after failing to damage the sock puppet?
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