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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638160 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10080 on: June 08, 2020, 08:39:26 pm »
Have his soul sucked out.

WWUD if the puppet disappeared after sucking the soul out of the only other living dwarf for miles around?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10081 on: June 09, 2020, 01:00:43 am »
It's a sock puppet, clearly there is some grand conspiracy behind it. Urist spends the next year accumulating weapons and traps to take down this elven conspiracy and their stooges and their mind control sock puppets.

WWUD when the caravan shows up with socks?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10082 on: June 09, 2020, 03:24:18 am »
Burn it as they might be sock puppets in disguise.

WWUD after burning all the socks out of fear of sock puppets?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10083 on: June 09, 2020, 11:15:02 am »
Get hammered by the hammerer for the crime of depriving the fortress of socks. As we all know, dwarves must have their socks for good mental health.

WWUD after being hammered?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10084 on: June 09, 2020, 01:08:28 pm »
Wonder how the hammered escaped the soul eating sock, ask the hammer how he escaped

What would Urist McHammer say if the dwarf he’s hammering asks about how he didn’t get his soul eaten by a sock puppet ghost?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10085 on: June 09, 2020, 01:14:03 pm »
Ask him what in the name of Armok's beard is he talking about.

What would Urist McHammered do after being asked what he's talking about?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10086 on: June 09, 2020, 01:26:00 pm »
Urist McHammeredConspiracyTheorist pulls a lever and sets off roughly two dozen crossbow traps. Clearly, the hammerer was part of it.

WWUD if he became convinced the the king was at the top of this sock puppet conspiracy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10087 on: June 09, 2020, 01:36:45 pm »
Walk up to the king and spit in his beard.

WWUD after spitting in the king's beard?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10088 on: June 09, 2020, 02:45:46 pm »
Run from the royal guards.

WWUD if he noticed all the guards were wearing socks?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10089 on: June 09, 2020, 03:03:34 pm »
Tell the guards that the soul-sucking sock puppet was in the vicinity and, since they were wearing socks, they would of course be the next victims.

What would the guards do after this pronouncement?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10090 on: June 09, 2020, 03:33:08 pm »
Continue chasing wordlessly. Their souls have already been taken.

WWUD if he realized that the socks had already stolen the souls of and taken control of the king and his guards?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10091 on: June 09, 2020, 04:53:54 pm »
Urist is uneasy after realizing that he's being chased by soulless puppets.
Urist has gone stark raving mad!

WWUD whilst stark raving mad?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10092 on: June 09, 2020, 06:27:17 pm »
Shout nonsense at the guards, then take off a shoe and throw it at one of them.

WWUD if he was stark raving mad and noticed that he'd been wearing socks the entire time?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10093 on: June 10, 2020, 06:19:20 am »
Urist McStarkRavingMad cancels go insane: Stricken by Melancoly
Urist McStarkRavingMad cancels be melancolic hypocrite: Throwing a Tantrum

WWUD seeing Urist McStarkRavingMad throwing a tantrum after realising he was hypocritical?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10094 on: June 10, 2020, 06:21:36 am »
Ignore the crazy dwarf as he has no time for their nonsense.

WWUD if after ignoring the crazy dwarf he as confronted by a sock puppet ghost?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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