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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637299 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10245 on: July 18, 2020, 11:49:51 pm »
Yes, but he doesnt understand this "biology" witchcraft and so it must be false!

WWUD after losing a protracted child support lawsuit?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10246 on: July 19, 2020, 06:02:02 am »
Run away and never pay child support.

WWUD to get away from the children and not have to pay child support?
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TD1

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10247 on: July 19, 2020, 06:57:43 am »
Allow them to be kidnapped by the goblins, then watch as they are slaughtered trying to siege his fortress.

WWUD if he lived in Minecraft?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10248 on: July 22, 2020, 01:33:45 pm »
slip into melancholy at lack of booze then walk into lava

WWUD seeing another dwarf walk into lava
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10249 on: July 22, 2020, 06:55:56 pm »
Be inspired and rediscover !!fire!!.

WWUD if !!dwarves!! from the !!future!! showed up and dumped a bucket of water on his fire, then left?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10250 on: July 23, 2020, 04:24:13 am »
Become depressed at the loss of the fire.

WWUD to get back at the !!dwarves!! from the !!future!! for destroying his fire?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10251 on: July 23, 2020, 04:47:22 am »
Urist bangs two rocks together so as to reinvent fire again.

WWUD if he only invented smaller rocks?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10252 on: July 23, 2020, 05:17:42 pm »
Bang two smaller rocks together to reinvent smaller fire.

WWUD if all he ended up doing was invent music?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10253 on: July 24, 2020, 03:32:49 am »
Use it to tame magma crabs.

WWUD with an army of magma crabs?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10254 on: July 24, 2020, 04:14:15 am »
He'd set out to burn the elves forests down.

WWUD if the magma crabs refused to burn the forest down?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10255 on: July 24, 2020, 04:25:33 am »
Just dump a bucket of lava instead.

WWUD if the lava refused to burn the forest down?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10256 on: July 24, 2020, 08:34:49 pm »
Urist is enraged. He enters a fell mood and makes a book of matches out of dwarf bone.

WWUD if the matches didn't light?
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10257 on: July 24, 2020, 11:15:15 pm »
Urist would stop trying to light up a match sticks on his elf friend's bare chin. Instead he would try to strike the match sticks off the elf friend's pointy ear.

Would it work?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10258 on: July 25, 2020, 04:27:16 am »
No as he is friends with an elf and there for not a true dwarf.

WWUD if he realized he was a failure of a dwarf because he was friends with an elf and couldn't burn down a forest?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10259 on: July 25, 2020, 12:23:38 pm »
Urist would suffer a split from reality fantasy and become friends with the forest and try to burn down the elf.  Upon stacking all the matchsticks at the Elf's feet, the Fairies would intervene, not to rescue the Elf, mind you, they do not like her either, but because low and behold, these were not matchesticks, but elder Fairy walking flying sticks or EFFS, for short.

WWUD if without their EFFS the Fairys could no longer live in good biomes. Would these tiny gimpy little vermin now plot to reverse Urist's ever climbing cave adaptation, outdoor instead of indoor, or would the EFFSless Fairies do something more goodly?
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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.
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