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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 472791 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10260 on: July 30, 2020, 07:48:35 pm »

Urist watches in horror as smoke pours out of Urist McCrazy's ears, shorty followed by Urist McCrazy becoming !!Urist McCrazy!!.

WWUD now that he knows that fire can only be created via insanity?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10261 on: August 03, 2020, 05:21:10 pm »

Realize that lava is basically condensed madness, worship it.

Wwud to create a lava temple?
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"THEN CAME TOBNOM, ASS-GOD".
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10262 on: August 04, 2020, 03:28:02 am »

Use his own madness to mold the lava into the temple.

WWUD when he realized that lava isn't the best building material given that its is a liquid?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10263 on: August 08, 2020, 06:22:27 pm »

Urist would sitdown and ponder Volcanism.
WWUD, if all the seats were taken?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10264 on: August 08, 2020, 08:05:43 pm »

Urist realizes that, with enough insanity, anything is a seat. Therefore, he only needs more lava.

WWUD if he saw Urist heading towards the "flood fort with lava" lever?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10265 on: August 11, 2020, 04:22:25 pm »

Get up and walk over to the "flood the fort with water" lever.

WWUD next?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10266 on: August 12, 2020, 01:04:29 am »

Be encased in obsidian.

WWUD after being encased in obsidian?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10267 on: August 12, 2020, 01:08:01 am »

Be raised thousands of years later by a necromancer archeologist.

WWUD if raised as an intelligent undead into a future world untouched by and ignorant of lava?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Jundavr

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10268 on: August 12, 2020, 09:35:53 pm »

Dig down and once again unleash magma upon the world, then proceed to comment on how "it was inevitable"

WWUD if caught in a cage trap?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10269 on: August 13, 2020, 05:01:26 am »

throw a tantrum and break his cahe

WWUD if he saw a caged undead break out in a tantrum?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10270 on: August 13, 2020, 07:57:57 am »

Panic as nothing has ever escaped a cage before, not even the 30 dragons that were in one cage.

WWUD if he was told to kill something so strong that could break its way out cage trap?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10271 on: August 13, 2020, 12:49:57 pm »

Throw a fluffy wambler at it. Surely nothing can withstand that

Wwud If the fluffy wambler exploded in a puff of pudge when it struck the beast?
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"THEN CAME TOBNOM, ASS-GOD".
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10272 on: August 15, 2020, 10:32:29 am »

Urist's beard would realize it had attached itself to an elf by mistake.  It would then drop off.

WWUBD next?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10273 on: August 17, 2020, 12:15:37 am »

It latches onto the undead cage breaking, fluffy wambler slaying dwarf.

WWUD with two beards?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10274 on: August 17, 2020, 03:22:19 am »

Become even more powerful!

What Would Urist Two Beards Do with all this dwarfy power?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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