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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637507 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10275 on: August 27, 2020, 11:24:36 pm »
Head for the nearest elven retreat.

WWUTBD when he got there?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10276 on: September 03, 2020, 04:43:00 am »
Urist punches a tree and it explodes into splinters. The splinters impale the elves, but bounce harmlessly off Urist's beard covered chest.

WWUTBD next?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10277 on: September 07, 2020, 04:50:54 am »
Throw a tantrum due to being unable to find any booze in an elven settlement

WW urist mctwobeards do while searching for booze?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

Thunderforge

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10278 on: September 07, 2020, 06:49:42 am »
Carve himself a wooden cup in the middle of an eleven settlement in anticipation of the long drink of dwarven rum, which is no doubt definitely probably right around the corner.

What would the elves do next?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10279 on: September 07, 2020, 12:33:48 pm »
Run and hide from the dwarf as he has the power of TWO beards.

WWUTBD if he saw the elves hiding from him?
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Beag

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10280 on: November 04, 2020, 07:23:55 pm »
Chop off their heads and display them on pedestals

WWUD if a goblin wanted to buy the elf heads?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10281 on: November 04, 2020, 10:01:17 pm »
Trade them for the goblin's head.

WWUD if a goblin-bodied elf-hydra was menacing his hillocks and complaining about tree cutting?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10282 on: November 04, 2020, 10:47:40 pm »
Tie it to a tree and set them both on fire

Wwud if the elves grew a world-tree which could not be burned nor chopped down?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10283 on: November 04, 2020, 10:52:47 pm »
Tame a cave dragon and train it to gnaw on the roots.

What would the elves do if their world tree suddenly caved-in?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10284 on: November 05, 2020, 12:08:23 am »
Quote from: Bumber on November 04, 2020, 10:52:47 pm
Tame a cave dragon and train it to gnaw on the roots.

What would the elves do if their world tree suddenly caved-in?

The elf collides with the ground.
The elf’s head takes the full force of the impact and the part splits in gore.
An artery in the brain has been opened.

WWUristMcExpeditionLeader do if he found out that UristMcBookKeeper has taken stock while consuming “magic” mushrooms?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10285 on: November 05, 2020, 12:19:58 am »
Urist grumbles and goes to check the stockpiles himself.

WWUD if he found that the bookkeeper was correct - the fort really does have 50 pairs of talking socks?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10286 on: November 05, 2020, 06:44:51 am »
Claim them all as his pets before any other dwarf can see them.

WWUD if the talking socks told him to kill all the other dwarves in the fortress?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Beag

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10287 on: November 05, 2020, 07:25:12 pm »
Systematically suffocate every dwarf in the fortress with a sock while they sleep.

WWUD if the socks asked him to construct a temple to Socko the supreme god of socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10288 on: November 06, 2020, 12:49:33 pm »
Waste time doing the action Socialize!

WW Urist Mcsurvivor do upon seeing Urist McSockadopter shouting into an empty room?
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Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

Beag

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10289 on: November 29, 2020, 09:46:46 pm »
Socko the supreme god of socks is angered by the lack of temple building and so curses Urist McSockadopter to assume the form of a monstrous sock every full moon!

What would Urist McSurvivor do if it just so happened to currently be a full moon and a monstrous sock was chasing him around the fort?
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