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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638154 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10365 on: February 08, 2021, 02:27:33 pm »
Urist wields the dwarf meat roast and charges into the lair! Supprisingly, the night creature mistakes this as a tribute, eats it, then goes to sleep.

WWUD now?
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rico6822

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10366 on: February 08, 2021, 02:51:49 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on February 08, 2021, 02:27:33 pm
Urist wields the dwarf meat roast and charges into the lair! Supprisingly, the night creature mistakes this as a tribute, eats it, then goes to sleep.

WWUD now?

Night trolls never sleep. They have no need.
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Does anybody know how to become an elephant man in adventure mode? I literally did all advanced world settings possible to increase chances.

Quaksna

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10367 on: February 09, 2021, 04:02:15 am »
Quote from: rico6822 on February 08, 2021, 02:51:49 pm
Quote from: Olith McHuman on February 08, 2021, 02:27:33 pm
Urist wields the dwarf meat roast and charges into the lair! Supprisingly, the night creature mistakes this as a tribute, eats it, then goes to sleep.

WWUD now?

Night trolls never sleep. They have no need.

What if Urist tried to fix the hardcoded night troll to wake him up and made everyone speak in [UTTERANCES]?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10368 on: February 09, 2021, 05:01:47 am »
*unintelligible mutterings*

WWUD do to allow himself to speak again?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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rico6822

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10369 on: February 09, 2021, 05:04:57 am »
He transforms into wereelephant.

Now what?
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Beag

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10370 on: March 04, 2021, 05:37:18 pm »
Go on a rampage and turn the entire fort into wereelephants.

WWUD upon waking up from his elephantine rampage?
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Thisfox

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10371 on: March 05, 2021, 01:47:12 am »
Go find a beer, he needs a drink.

WWUD if he found out that all the goblets in the fortress are covered with dorf and wereelephant blood?
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Quote from: Tacomagic on September 29, 2014, 06:52:35 pm
"Urist McMason died out of pure spite to make you wonder why he was suddenly dead"
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10372 on: March 05, 2021, 03:34:22 am »
He'd use it anyway because the fortress's goblets have always been covered in nasty stuff.

WWUD if suddenly the fortress was invaded by penguins?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10373 on: March 05, 2021, 05:27:32 pm »
Haul them to the kitchen and start butchering them.

WWUD if the king mandated the creation of penguin tooth crafts?
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Thisfox

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10374 on: March 06, 2021, 04:10:17 am »
Make a whole lot of ☼penguin figurines☼, out of the teeth and bones of the Alligator the hammerer met when he went fishing.

WWUD with all the butchered penguin tallow?
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Mules gotta spleen. Dwarfs gotta eat.
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Quote from: Tacomagic on September 29, 2014, 06:52:35 pm
"Urist McMason died out of pure spite to make you wonder why he was suddenly dead"
Quote from: oldmansutton on May 10, 2017, 03:34:21 pm
Oh god... Plump Helmet Man Mimes!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10375 on: March 06, 2021, 02:10:36 pm »
Make a bunch of Penguin Soap and sell it to the elves.

What would the elves do upon realizing the soap was made from tree ashes? (And also the insinuation that they're dirty?)
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10376 on: March 07, 2021, 03:27:20 am »
They would get angry about it, but they were already angry just for the fact that the dwarves existed at all.

WWUD when the angry elves show up to fight?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10377 on: March 07, 2021, 06:37:23 am »
Take joy in slaughter! Then use the magma cannon afterwards for cleanup, no one wants to haul away 50 million pieces of wooden junk.

WWUD if the elves got angry enough to make metal gear?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10378 on: March 08, 2021, 04:04:05 pm »
Become Solid Urist and use tactical espionage action to destroy metal gear.

WWUD if he got carried away and destroyed all the metal gear in the world?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Thisfox

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10379 on: March 10, 2021, 11:33:38 pm »
Get all moody and make all the gear out of bones and teeth.

WWUD if he could have more than one strange mood in his lifetime?
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Mules gotta spleen. Dwarfs gotta eat.
Thisfox likes aquifers, olivine, Forgotten Beasts for their imagination, & dorfs for their stupidity. She prefers to consume gin & tonic. She absolutely detests Facebook.
Quote from: Tacomagic on September 29, 2014, 06:52:35 pm
"Urist McMason died out of pure spite to make you wonder why he was suddenly dead"
Quote from: oldmansutton on May 10, 2017, 03:34:21 pm
Oh god... Plump Helmet Man Mimes!
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