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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637504 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10455 on: September 09, 2021, 02:07:47 am »

He'd ignore it as he was to busy praying.

WWUD if the animal in question started attacking random people?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10456 on: September 21, 2021, 09:57:44 pm »

Go get a drink.

WWUD if there were no drinks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10457 on: September 22, 2021, 07:05:10 am »

Urist would find some water to drink.

WWUD if there is no water?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10458 on: September 22, 2021, 04:43:29 pm »

Urist would drink the blood of his fellow dwarves, as he has become a vampire in order to survive the drought.

Wwud once he'd drunk the nobility to death?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10459 on: September 23, 2021, 03:30:38 am »

He would blame the deaths on a duck.

What Would Urist McSheriff Do if the person he suspected was a vampire said the duck did the crime?
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Grand Sage

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10460 on: September 23, 2021, 04:16:04 am »

Attempt to arrest the duck, but ultimatively fail due to a lack of relevant skills.

Wwud if the duck turned out to be a were-duck?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10461 on: September 23, 2021, 10:41:49 am »

Urist would cancel chain creature: interrupted by wereduck.

WWUD if the wereduck would start to recite poetry?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10462 on: September 24, 2021, 06:27:17 pm »

Talk about how it was just terrible, and, really, the standards for what’s considered poetry are slipping these days!

WWUD if the wereduck became enraged by his comments?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10463 on: September 24, 2021, 10:59:11 pm »

Dodók Duck cancels recite poetry: Quacking incomprehensibly!
Dodók Duck is throwing a tantrum!


WWUD if he got in a fistfight with a wereduck?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10464 on: September 25, 2021, 04:33:41 am »

He'd bite the wereduck by it's bill and shake it around until the severed part flies off in an arc.

WWUD after biting off the wereducks bill while fighting it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10465 on: September 25, 2021, 10:20:21 pm »

“I have improved my biting.  That was not satisfactory.”

WWUD next?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10466 on: September 25, 2021, 11:19:48 pm »

Outside, the full moon sets and Urist watches as the wereduck turns back into its true form - Urist's king.

WWUD now that he has punched and bit his king, and insulted his poetry too?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10467 on: November 07, 2021, 10:33:21 pm »

Run away as the king goes berserk and then watch from a safe distance as his guards are forced to put him down. Then get crowned the new king

WWUD if the dwarves decided to instate a democracy while he was still ruling.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10468 on: November 08, 2021, 03:09:26 am »

Watch as he is immediately voted out of office and voted off of the fortress, because it turned out no one liked him.

WWUD when he discovered that no one likes him and they kick him out of the fort?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10469 on: November 08, 2021, 03:44:57 am »

He would head off carrying the mug he was using to drink with him, prompting an announcement: "a thief has stolen a *sandstone mug*!"

WWUD with his new mug once he got away from the fort map?
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