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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634224 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10485 on: December 17, 2021, 10:47:21 pm »

Hive them of course!

WWUD now that tiny angry dwarfs are flying around the fort?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10486 on: December 18, 2021, 03:16:13 am »

Be annoyed by tiny dwarves, and decide that he detests tiny dwarves.

WWUD if the tiny flying dwarves he hates kept stealing his alcohol?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10487 on: December 18, 2021, 08:28:15 am »

Drink all the alcohol to stop the tiny flying dwarves

WWUD if this failed?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10488 on: December 18, 2021, 11:20:49 pm »

Repent, for the tiny angry dwarves drain his alcohol-infused blood.

We tiny angry urist do now that they've killed the giant?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10489 on: December 20, 2021, 06:27:49 pm »

More, more! They drain every giant Urist in the fort.

What would the hive of tiny Urist mosquitos do now that they are all vampires and/or were-creatures?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10490 on: December 21, 2021, 03:47:53 am »

Set forth and spread their diseases to the world while also draining every creature they find.

What would the hive of tiny urist mosquitos do once they've drained every living creature on the planet?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10491 on: December 24, 2021, 02:30:08 pm »

Devour the demons of the underworld. An infinite supply of demons implies an infinite food source.

Wwud if the ancient tales of evil dorf mosquitoes in the underworld turned out to be true, and he accidentally released them back upon the mortal plane?
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rico6822

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10492 on: December 29, 2021, 08:40:52 am »

Devour the demons of the underworld. An infinite supply of demons implies an infinite food source.

Wwud if the ancient tales of evil dorf mosquitoes in the underworld turned out to be true, and he accidentally released them back upon the mortal plane?

All procedural demons have a limited population number per square on the world map. Eventually hell gets empty.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10493 on: December 29, 2021, 12:37:28 pm »

Devour the demons of the underworld. An infinite supply of demons implies an infinite food source.

Wwud if the ancient tales of evil dorf mosquitoes in the underworld turned out to be true, and he accidentally released them back upon the mortal plane?

All procedural demons have a limited population number per square on the world map. Eventually hell gets empty.

If that is true, please update the wiki accordingly and describe your method of determining this.  Currently, it states the opposite on grounds of the "Sites & Populations" legends export, which gives exact numbers for globally exant species, but lists (non-unique) demons (and some vermin) as "unnumbered".
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10494 on: December 29, 2021, 06:21:31 pm »

WWUD if the last two posters didn’t post a WWUD?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10495 on: December 30, 2021, 02:59:34 am »

He would become enraged at this disruption of the game!

WWUD to get revenge on the people that disrupted the WWUD game?
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rico6822

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10496 on: December 30, 2021, 10:29:07 am »

Regular demons have [POPULATION_NUMBER] token.
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Mobbstar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10497 on: December 30, 2021, 12:05:27 pm »

Regular demons have [POPULATION_NUMBER] token.

Urist would tap on the wiki article that states "The size of their population, specified as 5-10 in the raws, appears to be irrelevant, as the game makes all inhabitants of the Underworld spawn in limitless numbers." and also points out that 10 is a rather low cap that would've definitely been noticed in counterinvasions such as Archcrystal.  (Admittedly I've only skimread that one.)

WWUD when he remembers that he is currently enraged?

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10498 on: December 30, 2021, 02:16:45 pm »

Urist ignores the fact that demons are infinite and embarks on a quest to punch all of them. Also, a heavy metal band starts following him around.

WWUD if a cyborg tried to tell him what to do?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10499 on: December 31, 2021, 04:37:46 am »

He'd ignore its words and have it marked for melting.

WWUD if he was supposed to melt down a cyborg?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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