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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637899 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10530 on: May 19, 2022, 04:41:21 pm »
Be overco.e by terror, after his traumatizing experience. Then wander off to find a drink

Wwud if he encountered a grizzly bear going for the same barrel of booze as him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10531 on: May 19, 2022, 06:53:54 pm »
*Urist cancels drink: Interrupted by grizzly bear.*

Then he'd run away yelling: "Help! Save me!"

WWUD when he notices the grizzly isn't following him, but is also running away in panic?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10532 on: May 20, 2022, 12:25:52 am »
Start panicking and running after seeing the bear again.

WWUD if he decided he needed to brave to get the alcohol he desired?
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Mobbstar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10533 on: May 21, 2022, 04:15:15 am »
Beat the grizzly bear to death using his severed hand as a misc object weapon, which he conveniently held onto.

WWUD upon his victory?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10534 on: May 21, 2022, 03:34:22 pm »
Urist pats himself on the back and drinks the beer.

WWUD if there were no mugs?
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Acomposer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10535 on: September 10, 2022, 07:53:12 pm »
Probably move, but just as likely that they'll get moody and make the carrier into a flute.

WWUD if he had access to a therapist?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10536 on: September 10, 2022, 09:20:34 pm »
Head to the therapist's bedroom to cry when the therapist is sleeping.

WWUD when the therapist freaks out upon waking and seeing someone next to his bed?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10537 on: September 11, 2022, 03:41:54 am »
Urist does not react to the therapist and continues to cry while staring at him.

What Would Uris McTherapist Do about the weird crying guy?
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rico6822

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10538 on: September 11, 2022, 10:56:50 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on September 11, 2022, 03:41:54 am
Urist does not react to the therapist and continues to cry while staring at him.

What Would Uris McTherapist Do about the weird crying guy?

Well shit. The entire WWUD thing won't ever stop.

McTherapist calls for flesh worker. It's super effective! URIST fainted.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2022, 11:19:04 am by rico6822 »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10539 on: September 12, 2022, 10:30:28 pm »
URIST's corpse rises from beyond the grave, and begins a spiral of death and evil-biome shenanigans.

WWUD if he encountered a random chunk of slade out in the forest?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10540 on: September 13, 2022, 06:01:10 am »
Start hauling it to the stone stockpile.

WWUD if a civilian alert is raised while he is hauling the slade?
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heydude6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10541 on: September 13, 2022, 09:41:58 am »
Keep dragging it. By the time the fort falls to the circus, he'll still be outside and free

WWUD if he became a citizen of an evlen settlement.
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rico6822

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10542 on: September 13, 2022, 01:03:50 pm »
Guys, "flesh worker" refers to a Bronze Colossus thanks to wikipedia links. Undead are neutral to this thing. Urist here is implied to had been risen by evil biome and certainly not necromancer with lieutenants enabled.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10543 on: September 13, 2022, 03:15:02 pm »
Urist cancels Become Elven Citizen: Interrupted by rico6822's clarification.

WWUD with this new information?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10544 on: September 13, 2022, 03:49:49 pm »
Urist immediately forgets the information and decides to go visit the tavern.



WWUD at the tavern?
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