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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638348 times)

heydude6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10545 on: September 13, 2022, 07:45:19 pm »
Who knows? There isn’t much information about taverns on the wiki.

WWUD if he had to bring the entire Dwarf fortress wiki up-to-date?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10546 on: September 14, 2022, 03:45:47 am »
The moment he looks at what he's supposed to do and sees just how much stuff there is, he immediately goes insane.

WWUD if they still wanted him to update the wiki even though he's insane?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10547 on: September 14, 2022, 06:28:07 am »
He'd haul the entire wiki to the atom smasher.

WWUD if the atom smasher lever was destroyed by a tantruming dwarf before he can pull it?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10548 on: September 14, 2022, 11:00:28 am »
Experience a fell mood and make an artifact dwarf bone block studded with spikes of wiki.



WWUD with the artifact dwarf bone block studded with spikes of wiki?
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Sky-Streamer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10549 on: September 17, 2022, 07:27:01 pm »
Random Dwarf #172 cancels plant seeds: Beat to death by Urist via blunt force trauma, delivered via artifact.

WWUD if he gets thrown into jail for his crimes?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10550 on: September 18, 2022, 02:33:50 am »
He gets locked in and forgotten about.

WWUD when he finally realizes that his jailers have forgotten about him?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10551 on: September 18, 2022, 03:17:33 am »
Act like a beast, so he can become a forgotten beast and smash the door.

WWUD if he was an FB that just broke out of jail?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10552 on: September 18, 2022, 06:20:29 am »
He would announce his presence with a pop-up message:

"The forgotten beast Urist McForgottenBeast has come! A short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry. It has a very long beard and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its deadly socks!"

WWUD while rampaging and seeing a ☼native gold statue☼?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10553 on: September 19, 2022, 09:47:17 am »
Destroy it before realizing he created it.

WWUMFBD upon destroying his own masterwork?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

muldrake

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10554 on: September 19, 2022, 10:03:06 am »
Quote from: Bumber on September 19, 2022, 09:47:17 am
Destroy it before realizing he created it.

WWUMFBD upon destroying his own masterwork?
Report it as a crime as the victim.

WWU when he realized he was the hammerer?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10555 on: September 20, 2022, 04:01:59 am »
He'd give him self the beating he deserves, then drags his battered body to the hospital.

WWUD if no doctor came to take care of his wounds?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10556 on: September 20, 2022, 06:34:29 am »
He'd lay on the floor waiting and eventually become thirsty.

WWUD if nobody brings him water?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10557 on: September 20, 2022, 07:28:41 pm »
Dies for once.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10558 on: September 20, 2022, 09:48:49 pm »
After 700 pages, Urist is dead and the thread is over. RIP Urist.

Oh wait, he was the only engraver and the only mason.


What would Urist McGhost do in this fort full of no-skill peasants?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10559 on: September 21, 2022, 03:44:45 am »
He'd go haunt some random peasants, and maybe even kill a few.

What Would Urist McGhost Do after killing several of the peasants?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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