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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 81835 times)

grimman007

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1800 on: July 10, 2012, 03:02:33 pm »
Elves Hate Detected. Firing Orbital Magma Friendship Cannon.

WWUD if he found an AT-AT?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1801 on: July 10, 2012, 03:05:01 pm »
Shoot it in the knee with a grappling hook and fly around it in circles.

WWUD If she was molested by tentical demons?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1802 on: July 10, 2012, 03:08:36 pm »
Buy them drinks and turn the tables on them. Please dont kill me.

WWUD if he had the choice of saving the world, or himself and a piglet?
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Quote from: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 10:03:02 pm
I am giving nothing to the bee-raped, kobold loving, swing-state taking pedophile that is Corai.

knutor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1803 on: July 10, 2012, 06:39:03 pm »
Save the piglet, world be damned!

WWUD with his minecart if his OnStar said to turn left at the next T.
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"I don't often drink Mead, but when I do... I prefer Dee Eef's.  -The most interesting Dwarf in the World.  Stay thirsty, my friend.
Shark Dentistry, looking in the Raws.

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1804 on: July 10, 2012, 06:49:34 pm »
*sneaks up behind Corai and attaches a strange looking device to his head* This device is a shock visor. It is nuclear powered, and will send send 10K volts at 2 amps through your body, starting at the head. It is calibrated to trigger when you think or hallucinate such dirty thoughts. If within a month's time span it has not been set off, it will deactivate automatically. And don't even think of trying to take it off. If you do, it will release mind controlling parasites into your brain.


His left or screen left? Faced with conflicting data, he decides not to turn at all and plows through the meeting area.

WWUD if he invented animation?
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WHAT. SYRUPSPRINKLE? CARNAL QUAKES? Not only is he going around bitchslapping forgotten beasts with his massive platinum compensator, he's named like a fucking pornstar as well. Probably he's killing a dragon right now , while munching on a dwarven syrup roast, drinking some sunshine from his glass vial and boning a dwarfette. While standing around 20 inches away from her.
Dear lord, he's like the Dwarven equivalent of Duke Nukem.

Devling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1805 on: July 10, 2012, 07:21:11 pm »
Become rich off his animation of a man sitting down and getting back up.

WWUD if he was king?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1806 on: July 10, 2012, 07:35:06 pm »
Demand a slade table in his throne room and forbid the export of eggs.

WWUD if his life is a lie?
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1807 on: July 10, 2012, 10:19:18 pm »
realize that he is not a dwarf, and, is in fact, a cake.

WWUD if he was in corai's situation?


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1808 on: July 11, 2012, 02:43:21 pm »
He would scream and run and smash his head on a wall.

WWUD if he was turned into a thrall?
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Quote from: Sprin on July 10, 2012, 08:11:50 am
Fishybang i think your name sounds awesome how did you come up with it?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1809 on: July 14, 2012, 12:07:59 am »
get atomsmashed.


WWUD if it was time for a game of disappearing dwarves?
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Quote from: BradUffner on November 01, 2012, 02:38:04 pm
There are no words to describe my state of euphoria right now...
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1810 on: July 14, 2012, 07:07:28 am »
"Urist Mcaway has been missing for a week"

WWUD if he was a caravan guard
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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1811 on: July 14, 2012, 09:22:01 am »
Go insane from being trapped inside the fortress, waiting for the ash cloud to pass.

WWUD if suddenly badgers, thousands of them?
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WHAT. SYRUPSPRINKLE? CARNAL QUAKES? Not only is he going around bitchslapping forgotten beasts with his massive platinum compensator, he's named like a fucking pornstar as well. Probably he's killing a dragon right now , while munching on a dwarven syrup roast, drinking some sunshine from his glass vial and boning a dwarfette. While standing around 20 inches away from her.
Dear lord, he's like the Dwarven equivalent of Duke Nukem.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1812 on: July 14, 2012, 01:15:28 pm »
Quote from: Lagslayer on July 14, 2012, 09:22:01 am
Go insane from being trapped inside the fortress, waiting for the ash cloud to pass.

WWUD if suddenly badgers, thousands of them?
Shoot ALL the bolts!

WWUD if Bomrek was a Werewolf?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1813 on: July 14, 2012, 03:07:11 pm »
Begin Operation Werebeast Militia, and get Bomrek to bite as many dwarves as possible.

WWUD if he found a cave of kobolds at the opposite end of the world from anybody.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1814 on: July 14, 2012, 04:28:41 pm »
Greet them in the usual imperialistic fashion: steal their stuff and use them for siege fodder.

WWUD if all dwarves in the world dissappeared?
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