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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637095 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #270 on: May 14, 2011, 06:33:49 am »
He wouldn't get the happiness boost from eating his favorite meal. Additionally, as all of the chairs in the dining room have been thrown at cats, he wouldn't be able to enjoy the legendary dining room. He would snap from the horror of being forced to eat an inferior meal while standing up.

WWUD if he was the overseer of this dysfunctional fort?
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PCpaste

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #271 on: May 14, 2011, 07:51:43 am »
He'd hide his shame in magma. Then maybe generate a new world so that dwarves won't cover every wall with at least twenty referances to such a horrible embarrasment, and as thus destroying himself.

What would Urist do if the player was destroyed somehow?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #272 on: May 14, 2011, 08:12:57 am »
Use far LESS magma. Just this once.

WWUD if goblins got into the raws?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #273 on: May 14, 2011, 10:11:50 am »
Live in the mountainhome named "Incestrape the Vomit of Pain" and defend against human baby retreivers.

What would Urist do if he could see outside of the fortress land?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #274 on: May 14, 2011, 10:14:56 am »
Run like hell. At least in my forts. :P

What would Urist do if he was playing Human Fortress?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Niccolo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #275 on: May 14, 2011, 11:09:44 am »
Get revenge. Bloody, bloody revenge. Again and again.

What would Urist do to his ASCII humans first?
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Quote from: highmax28 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:59 pm
Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #276 on: May 14, 2011, 11:25:48 am »
!!Science!!

WWUD to them, in detail?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #277 on: May 14, 2011, 08:43:44 pm »
100 Z-level drop, into !!Science!!

WWUD if there was no !!Science!!?
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Niccolo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #278 on: May 14, 2011, 09:54:23 pm »
He would find a way. The Dwarven Quantum Field Projection theory demands that !!SCIENCE!! will appear near a dwarf, no matter what.

What would Urist do if his humans no longer liked alcohol?
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Quote from: highmax28 on October 17, 2013, 11:33:59 pm
Quote from: itg on October 17, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
What's wrong with using magma? That's almost always the easiest method.
I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
Check out my RtD!

PCpaste

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #279 on: May 14, 2011, 10:01:20 pm »
Ask if he can have it.

What would Urist do if he had a line of sight?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #280 on: May 14, 2011, 10:48:50 pm »
Completely ingnore everything outside of it, and end up dying even more horribly than before.

What would Urist do if, placed onto Earth, someone gave him a million dollars and left him alone in a large city?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

FrankMcFuzz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #281 on: May 15, 2011, 12:02:53 am »
Ask the first passerby how much booze is and if there's a place where he can get surgery to replace his blood with alcohol.

But it's okay. He'll still have a little blood in his alcohol stream.

WWUD if he actually had the means and the drive to procreate via natural methods.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #282 on: May 15, 2011, 01:16:27 am »
The natural means for dwarves reproduction IS sporing don't even have the means unless you use genesis

What would Urist do if he found out names could be something other than dagger?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #283 on: May 15, 2011, 05:02:54 am »
Kill the elves. It's always worked in the past.

WWUD if a goblin had a name that was something like "Song PurityLove, the Kind Virgin"
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #284 on: May 15, 2011, 05:14:19 am »
Chop down trees and flood the world in magma. (it's an elf in disguise!)

WWUD if human traders came in a modern truck?
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