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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 340834 times)

Asmageddon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2011, 01:56:35 am »

He'd stuff them in his backpack and wonder what stinks so much after few months, enentually go as far as get washed, contaminating the river and bringing doom to mountainhome.
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WWUD if he saw an elf drinking beer stronger than his own?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2011, 02:40:11 am »

Wake up.

WWUD if he was in left4dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2011, 02:42:57 am »

BEWARE HIS DEADLY DUST! *Poof*

WWUD if a Forgotten Beast made of Booze came to the back door of the fort?

BUT! It had a syndrome.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2011, 03:31:28 am »

Drink it anyways, it is totally worth the risk.

WWUD if he found a masterwork cotton candy longsword in some mysterious ruins under the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2011, 04:44:19 am »

Organize a party there on that blinking dancefloor !

WWUD if he was a caravan merchant ?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2011, 05:07:09 am »

Trade everything he has for a *Plump helmet roast*.

WWUD if an flying adamantine forgotten beast with an undirected cave-in dust breath attack came in through the back door?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2011, 05:52:42 am »

He'd bash it with his -Alder training axe-

WWUS if he was a forgotten beast made of booze?
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Dutchling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2011, 06:58:39 am »

He would drink himself.

WWUD if he drinks himself :P
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2011, 07:01:54 am »

He'd crash DF. Several times.

WWUD if he was a pig tail sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2011, 07:42:08 am »

Lure all the other dwarves in to a goblin ambush with his/her shiny sockness.

WWUD if the fortress was down to their last plump helmet and a caravan just arrived?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2011, 09:07:33 am »

What? no booze? Brew that mushroom and cage sell all your cats so that they will leave the vermin alone for the rest of the dwarves.

WWUD if he grew attached to a wooden training sword?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #41 on: April 23, 2011, 10:00:55 am »

Become the sheriff.

WWUD if he was a Plump Helmet Man?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2011, 10:09:28 am »

Eat himself.

WWUD if he were playing Dwarf Fortress?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2011, 02:29:38 pm »

Eat himself.

WWUD if he were playing Dwarf Fortress?

commit digital suicide

WWUD if he had a severe case of third toe, left foot necrosis?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2011, 03:13:08 pm »

commit digital suicide
WWUD if he had a severe case of third toe, left foot necrosis?
He'd lay in the hospital bed for a year and marry the doctor.
WWUD if magmamen attacked his family?
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