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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 367840 times)

anon_outlaw

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #60 on: April 24, 2011, 11:17:50 am »

Tantrum and beat his wife to death with said nestbox... his wife being the only blacksmith in the fort and legendary +5.

WWUD if the raws were duplicated?
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PotatoLord

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2011, 01:56:04 pm »

Eat wagon meat and sleep on Cave Wheat beds.

WWUD if he found a room filled with unmarked levers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2011, 02:00:08 pm »

Eat wagon meat and sleep on Cave Wheat beds.

WWUD if he found a room filled with unmarked levers?

Suddenly become enraged and pull every single one multiple times.

QQUD if he was fishing in a river full of carp?
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PCpaste

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2011, 02:17:19 pm »

Urist would fish near the cat pen and dodge a random cat attack into the river.

What would Urist do if presented with a new hat whilst his is on fire and nearly a xHatx?
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ShoesandHats

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2011, 02:37:28 pm »

Pick it up and put it in the clothing stockpile.

WWUD if a panda man was the general of the goblins?
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ArKFallen

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2011, 02:47:48 pm »

Rally all the troops and commit suicidal homicide against the pandaman
WWUD if he saw a horde of rhesus macaque in the booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2011, 05:13:16 pm »

Urist would run. He would run so far away... But then decide booze is more important then his pithikosophobia (The fear of monkeys, which all dwarves have.)

But then he would see the monkey, and he would run.

What would Urist do if he was told to put a goblin snatcher into a pit of badgers?
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IT 000

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #67 on: April 24, 2011, 05:59:24 pm »

Take the goblin out of the cage, become scared of the goblin, and dodge into the pit full of badgers.

WWUD if he saw an elf drinking booze?
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PotatoLord

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #68 on: April 24, 2011, 06:08:44 pm »

Apply magma.

WWUD if he dug into the magma sea?
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ShoesandHats

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #69 on: April 24, 2011, 06:10:44 pm »

Make an entire series of pipes constructed out of the elf's bones to kill more elves with.

WWUD if goblins stole his beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2011, 08:02:31 pm »

Shut down due to lack of a control module.


WWUD if he was living in a peaceful, happy fortress with plentiful supplies?
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ArKFallen

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #71 on: April 24, 2011, 09:30:11 pm »

He'd rise to mayor and demand things it can't possibly produce so he can begin executing half the fortress.
WWUD if he led an expedition, and encounters the legendary acid rain?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #72 on: April 24, 2011, 09:35:31 pm »

"That should kill all the elves..."

WWUD if he was about to be crushed by a drawbridge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #73 on: April 24, 2011, 09:46:52 pm »

Take a break under said bridge and then get crushed.

WWUD if Armok himself appeared before him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #74 on: April 24, 2011, 11:56:34 pm »

He would trade him some blood barrels for a few artifacts.

What would Urist McBaron do if he saw that the legendary engraver has a better room then him?
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